[21:40] <@sath> oh my GOD who sent me this anon: the first time i had sex my gf and i were both in drag and we couldn't get our fake facial hair off
[21:40] <@sath> yes it would
[21:40] <@tenlittlebullets> ......not me, shockingly enough
[21:40] <@sath> hahahaha
[21:41] <~carmarthen> marianne: yes
02[21:41] <@melannen> ...okay, eagle fic comes up if I search on "star wars" rather than "jedi"
[21:41] <~carmarthen> idk, melannen
[21:41] <@sath> according to the rule of anon if there is a particularly good anon there is a 90% chance of voksen
[21:41] <@tenlittlebullets> although that sounds like something that *could* have happened to me
[21:41] <~carmarthen> I guess I only mentioned jedi a couple times?
[21:41] <@sath> ngl i thought it might be you tenlittlebullets
[21:42] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[21:42] <@tenlittlebullets> but that sounds like fun
02[21:42] <@melannen> maybe sidebar mainsearch is different from header mainsearch...
[21:42] <~carmarthen> oh man, it's almost 9pm, I'd better try to russian soon if I'm going to
[21:43] <@tenlittlebullets> it would make a good pointedly-targeted play in Never Have I Ever
[21:44] <@voksen> alas my first sex was with a dude
[21:44] <@tenlittlebullets> "never have i ever had sex while wearing fake facial hair" "FUCK YOU never have i ever had a fivesome where everyone was in Doctor Who cosplay"
[21:44] <@sath> ah ha ha ha ha
[21:44] <@voksen> so it was not me
[21:44] <@sath> i don't like never have i ever just bc i like to tell stories about myself and there is no option to do so
02[21:45] <@melannen> I don't like never have I ever because i basically never have. :P
[21:45] <@Cinaed> same, melannen, lol
[21:45] <@tenlittlebullets> i like drinking-game versions of never have i ever because i end up roaringly drunk
[21:45] <@Sarah1281> People get mad at me for getting really specific whenever I play. 
[21:46] <@tenlittlebullets> oh man when i was in college we should've played drinking-game versions of Humiliation
[21:47] <@sath> what's that
[21:47] <@Cinaed> Humliation?
[21:47] <@tenlittlebullets> it's like literary-cred Never Have I Ever
02[21:47] <@melannen> oooh, what sort of literary cred?
[21:47] <@tenlittlebullets> you name an important classic you've never read and get a point for everyone in the circle who's read it
[21:47] <@sath> i would so win that one
02[21:48] <@melannen> ...that I could at least make a showing at.
06[21:48] * @Cinaed nods
02[21:48] <@melannen> extra bonus points if classic fsf counts, though
[21:48] <~carmarthen> I don't think I've ever played never have I ever since my life got interesting :(
[21:48] <~carmarthen> also I would fail at both lit-cred and classic fsf. well. I'd win because I am poorly read
[21:48] <@voksen> I'm not sure I've ever played it hahaha
[21:48] <@tenlittlebullets> there is a possibly-apocryphal story that a group of lit professors once played it, and that one guy won the game but lost his job by saying "Hamlet"
02[21:49] <@melannen> we could play in IRC! :P
02[21:49] <@melannen> ...I have a bottle of really weird sodapop?
[21:49] <@sath> omg i'd be down!!!
[21:50] <@Cinaed> I have....lots of juice? 
[21:50] <@tenlittlebullets> (it doesn't have to be classic lit, I don't think--I think there was once a round played on Abaissé that somebody won by saying Harry Potter)
02[21:50] <@melannen> (actually this sodapop could only be improved by tequila, and I was told to use up tequila... hmm)
[21:51] <@tenlittlebullets> i would totally be down for a round of Humiliation
02[21:51] <@melannen> ...can we play with classic badfic?
[21:52] <@tenlittlebullets> IDK if we have enough old fandoms in common for that?
[21:53] <@sath> i have some heineken
[21:53] <@sath> i have not read like any classic badfic
[21:53] <@sath> not even celebrian
02[21:53] <@melannen> okay, no badfic then. :P
[21:53] <@tenlittlebullets> i've read some of the infamous brain-scarring porn in Harry Potter fandom
[21:53] <~carmarthen> I have cider!
[21:53] <@Cinaed> I keep wanting to go out and buy whisky, lol
[21:53] <@sath> carmarthen i am jealous
[21:53] <~carmarthen> I have a terrible memory for badfic
[21:54] <~carmarthen> (I also have pinot grigio, kirschwasser, pomegranate schnaps, and a sample bottle of brandy, all of which I *should* try to get rid of before I move, except maybe the kirsch)
[21:54] <~carmarthen> classic lit or sff version?
[21:54] <@sath> JEALOUS
[21:54] <~carmarthen> sath come visit me and drink my booze
[21:54] <@tenlittlebullets> i vote classic lit
[21:54] <@sath> yes classic lit
[21:54] <@sath> lemme dig up some booze rq
[21:55] <~carmarthen> yes, likewise
[21:55] <@tenlittlebullets> booze does horrible things to my mental health right now but i will drink in spirit
[21:55] <~carmarthen> do we go in order, and if so who's actually playing?
[21:55] <~carmarthen> (good plan <3 )
[21:55] <@Cinaed> I have no alcohol, unless my brother has some, but I have lots of juice
02[21:55] <@melannen> alphabetical  I guess since that's the order list?
02[21:55] <@melannen> let me go splash some tequila it pop glass
02[21:56] <@melannen> (this may end v. v. poorly for me, you guys have never seen me chat while drinking)
03[21:56] * voksen sets mode: +o Stripy
[21:56] <~carmarthen> playing in spirit is a-okay
[21:56] <@Stripy> I have no alcohol because it is 4am
[21:56] <~carmarthen> is anyone *not* playing?
[21:56] <@Stripy> but I'll play in spirit
[21:56] <@Sarah1281> I don't think we ever keep alcohol in the house. 
[21:57] <@tenlittlebullets> granted, admitting this is mostly on the honor principle, because my typing does not suffer at all when i'm drunk
[21:58] <@tenlittlebullets> (also, technical question: are you allowed to name books you started reading but noped out of?)
02[21:58] <@melannen> I don't think alcohol is actually required
[21:58] <@Cinaed> Juice is probably best for me since uh, the few times I have drunk alcohol, I have fallen asleep after copious amounts of alcohol....by which I mean two shots of whisky and whatnot.
02[21:58] <@melannen> ...omg this pop is BRIGHT MARTIAN GREEN when out of the brown bottle. <_<
[21:58] <@Cinaed> So I'd be out of the game within like....the first few rounds, haha
02[21:58] <@melannen> and yes Cinaed when playing drinking games I traditionally fall asleep after one bottle of mike's hard lemonade.
02[21:58] <@melannen> We'll see how long it takes half a shot of tequila to knock me out. :P
[21:58] <@tenlittlebullets> i miss being able to drink
[21:59] <@Cinaed> :)
[21:59] <@tenlittlebullets> once i played never have i ever taking sips of whiskey while everyone else was sipping wine
[21:59] <@sath> heine obtained
02[21:59] <@melannen> I thought you had recently rediscovered drink? Or was that a different misere?
[22:00] <@tenlittlebullets> i did, but its effects are unpredictable, and if i have any hangover at all it triggers some pretty nasty shit
[22:00] <@sath> i'm trying to get bro on rq
02[22:00] <@melannen> oh, right, I just scrolled up.
02[22:00] <@melannen> Alas.
[22:00] <@Sarah1281> I got orange juice since I figured sticking with water would be lamer. 
[22:00] <~carmarthen> hmmmm, I'm not sure about half-finished books
02[22:01] <@melannen> I'm probably going to regret the tequila but I was already regretting the Zuberfizz pretty hard
03[22:01] * Genarti-AFK is now known as Genarti
[22:01] <@Sarah1281> My dad still gets disappointed whenever I even allude to having anything alcoholic. 
02[22:01] <@melannen> ...maybe you have to drink more if you started but didn't finish
[22:01] <@tenlittlebullets> hahaha
[22:01] <@Cinaed> lol
[22:01] <~carmarthen> haha, ok, you can't name books you nope out of
[22:01] <@Sarah1281> That sounds like half my high school english reading list. 
[22:01] <@Genarti> 10hee hee
[22:01] <~carmarthen> but if you noped out you take 2 drinks?
[22:01] <@sath> what do you mean nope out of
[22:01] <@tenlittlebullets> maybe it counts as read if you got more than halfway?
[22:01] <@Cinaed> same, Sarah
[22:01] <@Genarti> 10my father was disappointed and confused by me not drinking for all the years I didn't
[22:01] <~carmarthen> you started reading but never finished
[22:02] <@sath> wait you drink if you did read the book or not read the book
[22:02] <@Genarti> 10"but... it's tasty!  I mean, uh, good job, honey, don't drink underage.  ...Are you SURE you don't want some scotch?"
[22:02] <@Sarah1281> Maybe like "The woman marries her rapist and they are supposed to be happy? Nope." 
[22:02] <~carmarthen> I'm not sure I can remember how *far* I got in books I didn't finish
[22:02] <@tenlittlebullets> specifically, started reading but never finished due to an uncontrollable desire to strangle the author
[22:02] <~carmarthen> you drink if you read the book, right?
[22:02] <~carmarthen> ok
[22:02] <~carmarthen> CAN I GO FIRST
[22:02] <@tenlittlebullets> yeah, when it's your turn you name a book you haven't read and everyone who's read it has to take a drink
[22:02] <@tenlittlebullets> you're first alphabetically!
[22:02] <@Stripy> yes, let's go down the list
[22:02] <~carmarthen> woooooo
[22:02] <~carmarthen> ok
[22:02] <@Sarah1281> I wonder how long it will take to do the obvious one. 
[22:02] <~carmarthen> never have I ever read 'catcher in the rye'
[22:03] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
02[22:03] <@melannen> not me!
[22:03] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks*
[22:03] <@Stripy> I have :)
06[22:03] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:03] <@voksen> me neither
[22:03] <@tenlittlebullets> (I fucking hated that book but managed not to nope out completely)
[22:03] <@Genarti> 10I would drink if I were up for booze tonight; read it in school.
[22:03] <@Cinaed> Read it of my own free will, which was a mistake
06[22:03] * @sath drinks
[22:03] <@sath> read and enjoyed
[22:03] <@Genarti> 10(Haaaated it, but read it.)
[22:03] <~carmarthen> somehow I avoided it in high school
[22:03] <@sath> sorry i was 8
[22:03] <@Cinaed> I am drinking juice, Genarti
[22:03] <@Sarah1281> Me too, Cinaed, since it's not like I read half of my reading list. 
[22:03] <~carmarthen> (yes, you can drink metaphorically
[22:03] <~carmarthen> )
[22:03] <@tenlittlebullets> (*is drinking metaphorically*)
[22:03] <~carmarthen> ok, cinaed
[22:03] <@Genarti> 10(Eeeexcellent.  Tea it is!)
[22:04] <@Cinaed> Okay, my turn!
[22:04] <@Sarah1281> I had to write a paper diagnosing his mental condition. 
[22:04] <@Cinaed> Lolita
[22:04] <~carmarthen> not me
[22:04] <@Sarah1281> Not it. 
06[22:04] * @sath drinks
[22:04] <@tenlittlebullets> haven't read
[22:04] <@tenlittlebullets> keep meaning to
02[22:04] <@melannen> ...read part of, accidentally
02[22:04] * @melannen drinks twice
06[22:04] * @Stripy drinks
[22:04] <@Sarah1281> I would probably nope out of it if I did. 
[22:04] <@voksen> read and loved
[22:04] <~carmarthen> (I want to read nabokov but not sure I can deal with lolita)
[22:04] <@sath> aw yeah voksen
[22:04] <@Sarah1281> And I've heard many things about everyone being wrong about it. 
[22:04] <@Genarti> 10Nope, haven't.
[22:04] <@sath> one of my faves
[22:04] <@Cinaed> yeah, same, car
[22:04] <@Genarti> 10My brother raves about Nabokov in general, but I'm not sure if this is one of the areas where our tastes would overlap or no.
02[22:04] <@melannen> it was not as nopey as I expected, I would probably have finished it if it hadn't been 'pick up in a waiting room'
02[22:05] <@melannen> but it was too depressing for me too seek out to finish.
[22:05] <~carmarthen> who leaves lolita in a waiting room?
[22:05] <@tenlittlebullets> who leaves lolita in a waiting room
[22:05] <~carmarthen> hahaha
06[22:05] * ~carmarthen highfives
02[22:05] <@melannen> ...somebody else who was waiting lalala sometimes I just pick up the nearest book
[22:05] <@tenlittlebullets> i hope it wasn't in the waiting room for the pediatrician
[22:05] <@Stripy> hahaha
02[22:06] <@melannen> MOVING ON from my casual book-stealing habits
[22:06] <~carmarthen> hahaha
[22:06] <~carmarthen> ok
[22:06] <@tenlittlebullets> genarti, your go!
[22:06] <@Sarah1281> I'm surprised how early I come up. 
[22:06] <@Genarti> 10Hmm!  Okay... Hamlet, actually.
[22:06] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks*
06[22:06] * @Stripy drinks
02[22:07] <@melannen> we are like the opposite of Hugo names, everyone clusters after M
[22:07] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
[22:07] <@Genarti> 10I've read a bunch of Shakespeare, but not that one.
02[22:07] <@melannen> *drinks*
06[22:07] * @sath drinks
[22:07] <@voksen> drinky drink
[22:07] <@Sarah1281> Though I resented it. 
[22:07] <@sath> heineken is way better than i remember
[22:07] <@sath> me too sarah
[22:07] <@Cinaed> *drinks* I was an English major in undergrad-- one class was Shakespeare, there was no escaping Hamlet
[22:07] <@tenlittlebullets> i think you just won
[22:07] <@sath> same cinaed
[22:07] <@sath> we should do best out of 3
[22:07] <@Sarah1281> Read it twice. Once in eighth grade and once as a junior or senior. 
[22:08] <@Stripy> I love Hamlet, it's one of my favourites.
[22:08] <@sath> OMG WAIT NVM BRO IS LOGGING ON
06[22:08] * ~carmarthen drinks
02[22:08] <@melannen> are we playing with a 'win' outcome other than 'drink too much'?
[22:08] <~carmarthen> I used to resent hamlet but I kind of like it now
[22:08] <@tenlittlebullets> well, if everyone else in chat drinks, then i think you win
[22:08] <@Genarti> 10Wait, were we only playing till someone wins? I'd've picked something else in that case!
[22:08] <@Sarah1281> I can't even deal with "Well, my uncle is a horrible, sinful man who should surely be damned but if I strike him down while he is praying all will be forgiven and he'll go straight to heaven."
[22:08] <~carmarthen> no, I think we're just playing b/c we're nerds
[22:09] <@sath> let's play forever
[22:09] <@Stripy> let's continue on anyways! second round
[22:09] <@Genarti> 10*laughing*  I vote for 2 out of 3 or until we're bored.
[22:09] <~carmarthen> ok, melannen!
[22:09] <@tenlittlebullets> foreverrrr
[22:09] <@Cinaed> :)
02[22:09] <@melannen> Hunchback of Notre Dame!
[22:09] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks*
[22:09] <@Sarah1281> Haven't. 
06[22:09] * @sath drinks
[22:09] <@Cinaed> *drinks*
06[22:09] * ~carmarthen drinks
[22:09] <@voksen> only got halfway through
[22:09] <@Cinaed> Another Hugo I tried and hated in high school
[22:09] <~carmarthen> babby's first hugo
06[22:09] * @Stripy drinks
[22:09] <@sath> same carmarthen
[22:09] <@Genarti> 10It's somewhere on my TBR list thanks to skygiants' summary and her inflicting the musical on me, but no drink.
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[22:10] <@tenlittlebullets> ...I *think* it was babby's first Hugo, but that might've been Les MIs
[22:10] <~carmarthen> it's all about horrible people
03[22:10] * obi_wan is now known as brostoevsky
03[22:10] * Stripy sets mode: +o brostoevsky
[22:10] <@sath> BRO
[22:10] <~carmarthen> but I love it anyway
[22:10] <~carmarthen> brooooo
[22:10] <@Cinaed> Hey, bro!
[22:10] <@Sarah1281> Most classics are, I've found. 
[22:10] <@Stripy> hiya bro
[22:10] <~carmarthen> play classic lit drinking games w us
[22:10] <@brostoevsky> yes of course I will
02[22:10] <@melannen> \o/
[22:10] <~carmarthen> excellent
[22:10] <@Genarti> 10Heya bro!
[22:10] <@tenlittlebullets> well yes but NDdP is definitely right up there in the rankings of "novels where you want to give the entire main cast a good slap, without exception"
02[22:11] <@melannen> ...zuberfizz is much better as a mixer for tequila, btw
[22:11] <@Sarah1281> Tom Sawyer. 
[22:11] <~carmarthen> yes, nddp is more about unlikable ppl than most
[22:11] <@sath> NOPE!
02[22:11] * @melannen drinks a LOT
[22:11] <~carmarthen> oh goes, I…think I read it?
06[22:11] * @Stripy drinks
[22:11] <~carmarthen> *gosh
[22:11] <@tenlittlebullets> i... think so too?
[22:11] <@Genarti> 10The rules are "someone names a book, everyone else drinks if they've read it, drinks are allowed to be actual or metaphorical as you like."
06[22:11] * @voksen chugs the whole keg :/
06[22:11] * @Genarti drinks
[22:11] <~carmarthen> or possibly my dad read it *to* me?
[22:11] <@tenlittlebullets> or was it an adapted kids' version?
06[22:11] * ~carmarthen drinks
02[22:11] <@melannen> also I read the sequel where they're abducted by a UFO
02[22:11] <@melannen> jsyk
[22:11] <@tenlittlebullets> *takes half a drink*
[22:11] <~carmarthen> hahaha
[22:11] <@Cinaed> I have not read it! We read Huck Finn in class
[22:12] <@sath> omg nisie just found out humiliation is a drinking game she is SO MAD she  can't join bc children are over
[22:12] <@Genarti> 10I read one on my own and one in class, and I forget which was which.
[22:12] <@Cinaed> I've seen the Wishbone version though
[22:12] <~carmarthen> that doesn't count
[22:12] <@Sarah1281> I had so many problems with Huck Finn's tendency to spell the words like they were pronounced. 
[22:12] <@Cinaed> lol
02[22:12] <@melannen> I actually had them both read to me by parents before reading them myself
[22:12] <@sath> voksen does that mean you noped out
[22:12] <@brostoevsky> how dare those children be over
[22:12] <@Sarah1281> I never understood why Jim couldn't pronounce the d in child when he could pronounce the one in there just fine. 
[22:13] <~carmarthen> true story: my dad thought 'a history of god' was a suitable read-aloud book for a preteen
[22:13] <~carmarthen> he kept falling asleep
[22:13] <@voksen> it means I read it so many times I started doodling on the corners with my crayons and got in trouble because it was my mom's old copy
[22:13] <@sath> ah ha ha ha ha
[22:13] <@sath> omggggg babby voksen
02[22:13] <@melannen> ...my dad loaned me "god: the autobiography" when I was a preteen, but did not try to read it aloud
[22:13] <@tenlittlebullets> ....i think my parents' favorite part of me learning to read early was that they didn't have to read shit aloud
[22:14] <@Genarti> 10Same, Marianne.
[22:14] <~carmarthen> sarah, dialects generally have pronunciation rules rather are pretty consistent. it's no weirder than dropping 'r's in the middle of words in rhotic dialects but adding linking 'r's
[22:14] <~carmarthen> sath, your turn
[22:14] <@Stripy> sath, your turn 
[22:14] <@sath> sense and sensibility
[22:14] <@tenlittlebullets> no drink!
06[22:14] * @Stripy drinks
02[22:14] * @melannen noped out of that one
[22:14] <@Stripy> one of my favourites
[22:14] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
06[22:14] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:14] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:14] <@voksen> never did
[22:15] <@sath> whoa
02[22:15] <@melannen> mostly due to boredom, i suspect
[22:15] <@Sarah1281> I've just never heard it in real life and hate reading dialects no matter what dialect it is. Drove me crazy in Harry Potter, too. 
[22:15] <@Genarti> 10Persuasion is the only Jane Austen I've read.  And, uh, like half of P&P twice, but I keep getting bored and wandering away.
02[22:15] <@melannen> since I can't remember enough about it to remember why i noped out
06[22:15] * @brostoevsky drinks
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03[22:15] * Stripy sets mode: +o Morgan
[22:15] <@Sarah1281> I got a few chapters in. 
[22:15] <@Cinaed> Hey, Morgan!
02[22:15] <@melannen> hi Morgan!
[22:15] <@Genarti> 10Heya!
[22:15] <@Morgan> heya
[22:15] <~carmarthen> it's pretty commonly in southern dialects, although I am pretty hit and miss on written-out dialects
02[22:15] <@melannen> I've read all of Austen except S&S, Emma, and Northangar Abbey.
[22:15] <~carmarthen> (nalo hopkinson is great, but she mostly does it by syntax)
[22:15] <@Stripy> Crime and Punishment
06[22:16] * @voksen drinks
02[22:16] <@melannen> (we are playing a mad hybrid of humiliation and Never Have I Ever)
[22:16] <~carmarthen> nope, but I should :(
[22:16] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks twice* noped out
02[22:16] <@melannen> (you drink if you haven't read)
06[22:16] * @Genarti drinks, crankily
[22:16] <@Cinaed> Nope! I am terrible with Russian lit
06[22:16] * @brostoevsky drinks loudly
02[22:16] <@melannen> (you drink twice if you noped out)
06[22:16] * ~carmarthen needs to read more russian lit
06[22:16] * @sath drinks
02[22:16] * @melannen does not drink
[22:16] <@voksen> aw I liked crime and punishment
[22:16] <@Genarti> 10Read it, and Notes From Underground, for school.
[22:16] <@brostoevsky> wait
[22:16] <@sath> i loved that book so much i stole it
02[22:16] <@melannen> I've read almost no russian lit.
06[22:16] * ~carmarthen has only read chinghiz aitmatov, who is not russian
[22:16] <@brostoevsky> i'm drinking for the wrong things
[22:16] <@sath> taking 3 drinks
02[22:16] <@melannen> What I've read I adored, but
[22:16] <@Genarti> 10Spent the entire time wanting to smack the narrator upside the head.
[22:16] <~carmarthen> and anna akhmatova
02[22:16] <@melannen> ...wait, you drink if you havea read.
02[22:16] <@melannen> I got confused
[22:16] <@Stripy> Crime and Punishment is amazing
[22:16] <@Cinaed> I really enjoyed A Day in the Life of Ivan Devonsvitch(sp) though, I should try more
02[22:16] <@melannen> drink if you have read, not if you haven't read
[22:16] <~carmarthen> marianne!
[22:17] <@tenlittlebullets> i'm sure it would've been amazing if i could've gotten more than twenty pages into it
06[22:17] * @brostoevsky redrinks
[22:17] <@tenlittlebullets> Macbeth
[22:17] <@Sarah1281> I like the plot but it just goes slowly I need it in movie or miniseries form. 
[22:17] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
02[22:17] <@melannen> drink
[22:17] <@Genarti> 10I should try it again, and see if I like it any better this time.
06[22:17] * @Genarti drinks
[22:17] <@voksen> drink drink
06[22:17] * @sath drinks
[22:17] <@Morgan> what is the game?
06[22:17] * @Stripy drinks
[22:17] <@Sarah1281> Oh, forgot to mention didn't drink at Crime and Punishment. 
02[22:17] <@melannen> drink if you've read it
02[22:17] <@melannen> don't drink if you haven't
[22:17] <@Genarti> 10The game is: Someone names a book; you drink if you've read it.
[22:17] <@Cinaed> I have not read it, but seen it performed, gosh, that was a great performance
02[22:17] <@melannen> that's basically it
[22:17] <@Genarti> 10Drinks can be actual or metaphorical as you like.
06[22:17] * ~carmarthen drinks
[22:18] <@tenlittlebullets> to be specific: someone names a book they haven't read; you drink if you've read it
06[22:18] * @Morgan drinks for macbeth
[22:18] <~carmarthen> for plays, do you drink if you've seen and not read, out of curiosity?
[22:18] <@Genarti> 10Right, yes.
02[22:18] <@melannen> ...movie versions don't count. idk about seen live?
[22:18] <@tenlittlebullets> half a drink for seen and not read?
02[22:18] <@melannen> or two drinks?
02[22:19] <@melannen> (if it's two drinks, then movie versions totally count)
[22:19] <@tenlittlebullets> two drinks sounds good
[22:19] <~carmarthen> haha
[22:19] <@voksen> the great gatsby
06[22:19] * ~carmarthen drinks
[22:19] <@Morgan> if it was an uncut version of a play that probably counts as like, experiencing the text
[22:19] <@tenlittlebullets> no drink!
06[22:19] * @Stripy drinks
[22:19] <@Cinaed> lol
[22:19] <@Morgan> drink
06[22:19] * @sath drinks
06[22:19] * @brostoevsky crankily drinks
[22:19] <@Cinaed> I have not read it
02[22:19] <@melannen> drinks
[22:19] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
[22:19] <~carmarthen> I feel like seeing a play > reading it, but reading it  > movie, b/c I'm a jerk
[22:19] <~carmarthen> bro, are you cranky b/c you're well-read?
[22:19] <@Sarah1281> Kind of really hated Nick. 
[22:19] <@tenlittlebullets> man i am outing myself as an uneducated plebe all over the place here
[22:19] <~carmarthen> ok, my turn
[22:19] <~carmarthen> gone with the wind!
06[22:20] * @Genarti drinks crankily with Bro
06[22:20] * @Stripy drinks
[22:20] <~carmarthen> (me too, marianne)
[22:20] <@sath> nope!
[22:20] <@tenlittlebullets> *doesn't drink*
[22:20] <@Sarah1281> Nope! 
[22:20] <@Cinaed> I have not read it, thankfully
02[22:20] <@melannen> have not read, noped of movie REALLY HARD
[22:20] <~carmarthen> (brb)
[22:20] <@brostoevsky> nah I'm cranky because the great gatsby movie ruined all my halloween costumes for the rest of my life
[22:20] <@Genarti> 10(it's okay, I'm mostly outing myself as someone who read these in school)
[22:20] <@sath> i'm surprised at how much i am drinking i thought i was plebe
[22:20] <@Cinaed> I think it would piss me off too much
[22:20] <@Sarah1281> The movie was hard enough to sit through. It took more than a day. 
[22:20] <@sath> but i'm also an english major
[22:20] <@Genarti> 10(I am a plebe in terms of reading since then, mostly)
[22:20] <@Stripy> I've read a ton over the course of my life, not so much in recent years though
[22:20] <@Sarah1281> But pop culture (which I'm sure has only seen the movie if that) insists Scarlett is just this terrible person and I was left thinking she really wasn't all that bad. 
[22:21] <@tenlittlebullets> i've read a ton, just apparently not a very broad selection of Great Classics(TM)
[22:21] <@Genarti> 10No drink .
[22:21] <@tenlittlebullets> if we were playing this with french lit i'd have alcohol poisoning by now
02[22:21] * @melannen queues up more french lit
[22:22] <@tenlittlebullets> bro it's your turn
[22:22] <@brostoevsky> oh IS IT
[22:22] <@brostoevsky> splendeurs et misères des courtisanes WHAT NOW MARIANNE
[22:22] <@brostoevsky> wair
[22:22] <@tenlittlebullets> *chugs bottle*
[22:22] <@sath> no i am sorry
[22:22] <@Genarti> 10*snickers*
[22:22] <@brostoevsky> *wait
[22:22] <@Sarah1281> ...Nope. 
[22:22] <@Genarti> 10no drink
[22:22] <@brostoevsky> a book I haven't read?
[22:23] <@brostoevsky> balls
[22:23] <@tenlittlebullets> a book you haven't read
[22:23] <@sath> hahahahaha
[22:23] <@tenlittlebullets> *still chugs bottle*
[22:23] <@Genarti> 10Yes, sorry
[22:23] <@tenlittlebullets> *because moar alcohol is required for nucingen's accent*
06[22:23] * ~carmarthen does not drink
06[22:23] * @Stripy drinks
02[22:23] <@melannen> no drink
[22:23] <@voksen> have not read
[22:23] <@Cinaed> Nope
[22:24] <@brostoevsky> I failed I will do better next turn
[22:24] <@Cinaed> :)
[22:24] <@tenlittlebullets> but i want to hear a book you haven't read
[22:24] <~carmarthen> yes, pick a different book, bro!
[22:24] <@Sarah1281> I wonder why you aren't showing up in the chat list, Cinaed. At least not as far as I can see. 
02[22:24] <@melannen> I see her?
[22:24] <@tenlittlebullets> i see her too
[22:24] <@brostoevsky> ork ork let me think
[22:24] <@Morgan> i see her
[22:25] <@Cinaed> I am not actually here, I am a ghossst. 
[22:25] <@Genarti> 10I see her too
[22:25] <@Cinaed> I cannot rest in my grave until I finish my fics
[22:25] <@Sarah1281> So is it just me? That's so very odd. Everyone else is showing up for me. 
[22:25] <@brostoevsky> tess of the d'urbervilles
06[22:25] * @Stripy drinks
[22:25] <@Sarah1281> And at the top it swears there are ten people here. 
06[22:25] * @Genarti drinks
[22:25] <@Cinaed> your computer hates me :( I see how it is
[22:25] <@sath> nope :(
[22:25] <@Sarah1281> Not it. I had to see the m ovie, unfortunately. 
[22:25] <@Genarti> 10(School, once again)
[22:25] <@tenlittlebullets> no drink
[22:25] <@Cinaed> nope
02[22:26] <@melannen> nope!
[22:26] <@Sarah1281> I did not understand that woman. 
[22:26] <@voksen> no drink
[22:26] <@brostoevsky> there's a movie?!
[22:26] <@Sarah1281> ...I'm sorry? 
[22:26] <@Genarti> 10(although that was one of my epiphany WAIT, SYMBOLISM IS FUN EVEN WHEN I OTHERWISE WANT TO HIT EVERYTHING books)
[22:26] <@Sarah1281> Although there was a funny scene at the end with Tess and her asshole boyfriend where she was confessing to murder and he thought she meant symbolism and finally got it and said "What, you mean literally?" 
[22:27] <@Cinaed> lol
[22:27] <@Sarah1281> But God, I hated that boyfriend. 
[22:27] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:27] <@Cinaed> Okay, my turn!
[22:27] <@Sarah1281> He was the worst. 
[22:27] <@Cinaed> The Grapes of Wrath
[22:27] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
06[22:27] * @Stripy drinks
[22:27] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:27] <@sath> nope
[22:27] <@voksen> nope
[22:27] <@tenlittlebullets> (damn, you stole the one i was going to use)
[22:27] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[22:27] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[22:27] <@brostoevsky> ugh two drinks
02[22:27] <@melannen> yep.
[22:28] <@Stripy> I disliked it pretty thoroughly
02[22:28] * @melannen drinks
02[22:28] <@melannen> it was okay but too long
02[22:28] <@melannen> jesus metaphors too obvious
02[22:28] <@melannen> too predictable in its depressingness
[22:28] <@voksen> if you only ever read a shitty abridged adaptation can you use it as your entry
[22:28] <@voksen> I'm trying to think ahead haha
[22:28] <@tenlittlebullets> no
02[22:28] <@melannen> no.
[22:29] <@voksen> dang
[22:29] <@brostoevsky> I read of mice and men too young, ended up squished in a corner weeping, so grapes took a lot of courage
[22:29] <@brostoevsky> then I was like wait it's boring
[22:29] <~carmarthen> so far I have read 5, not read 7, not counting balzac
[22:29] <~carmarthen> genarti?
[22:29] <@tenlittlebullets> if somebody names something you've only read a shitty abridged adaptation of, though, you have to confess your shame
[22:29] <@brostoevsky> also it was assigned, which contributes to a higher nope-out rate
02[22:29] <@melannen> 'of mice and men' is another one I 'borrowed' off of someone's desk and never bothered finishing
[22:29] <@Genarti> 10War and Peace.
02[22:29] <@melannen> no drink!
[22:29] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[22:29] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
06[22:29] * @sath drinks
[22:29] <@voksen> nope
06[22:29] * @Stripy drinks
[22:29] <~carmarthen> nope
06[22:29] * @brostoevsky drinks
[22:30] <@Cinaed> Nope
[22:30] <~carmarthen> I think stripy is the best-read
06[22:30] * @Morgan drinks
[22:31] <@Stripy> I'm a very fast reader, and I used to have long journeys to school, and to and from Ireland at one point. You could easily get through fifteen or twenty books a week.
06[22:31] * ~carmarthen is waiting with shame for someone to name les miz
[22:31] <~carmarthen> I mostly just don't read classic lit :(
[22:31] <@tenlittlebullets> i'm actually surprised i haven't; i originally picked up les mis on the actual rationale that at least i wouldn't finish this one in an afternoon
02[22:31] <@melannen> if there's anyone here who hasn't at least started les miz, they're duty-bound to name it, just to see who else drinks...
[22:31] <@Cinaed> I have only just gotten into classic lit in the past few months
[22:32] <@tenlittlebullets> i was vaguely aware that there was a musical of it
[22:32] <@Stripy> this may be somewhat late in the game to ask, but when you pick a book, is it meant to be one you haven't read or doesn't it matter?
[22:32] <~carmarthen> I've read large parts of les miz but not in order because my attention span is totally shot to hell this year :(
[22:32] <@sath> i read 90% of this stuff as a teenager i don't read much anymore :(
[22:32] <@Morgan> carmarthen you name it on your turn then
[22:32] <~carmarthen> stripy: one you haven't read
02[22:32] <@melannen> it's meant to be one you haven't read, stripy
[22:32] <@Stripy> I read way more non-fiction now
02[22:32] <@melannen> ...if there are any
[22:32] <~carmarthen> morgan: I can't, because I've read part of it
[22:32] <@Stripy> thanks
[22:32] <~carmarthen> melannen's turn?
[22:32] <@tenlittlebullets> yup
02[22:33] <@melannen> oh! back to me already
02[22:33] <@melannen> ...did morgan go?
[22:33] <~carmarthen> …clearly I'm not doing any russian tonight
[22:33] <@tenlittlebullets> Morgan's after you
[22:33] <~carmarthen> melannen, you're alphabetically before morgan
02[22:33] <@melannen> ...nvm
02[22:33] <@melannen> i told you you'd greret me drinknig
02[22:33] <@melannen> Jane Eyre!
[22:33] <@sath> hahahaha
[22:33] <@tenlittlebullets> *chugs*
06[22:33] * ~carmarthen drinks
[22:33] <@Morgan> drink
[22:33] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
06[22:33] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:33] <~carmarthen> with great dislike
[22:33] <@sath> nope nope
06[22:34] * @brostoevsky fixes new drink and drinks
[22:34] <@tenlittlebullets> i fucking love jane eyre come at me
06[22:34] * @Stripy drinks
[22:34] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[22:34] <@Sarah1281> I read it in three days doing nothing but that since I had quizzes and I hated every minute of it. 
02[22:34] * @melannen hive-fives sath and genarti
[22:34] <@Cinaed> I got into a war with my 10th grade English teacher over that book
[22:34] <@voksen> nope
[22:34] <@brostoevsky> i like jane eyre too
[22:34] <@Morgan> i like it
06[22:34] * @brostoevsky high fives tenlittlebullets 
[22:34] <@Sarah1281> And I wish Mr. Rochester had died in that fire. 
[22:34] <~carmarthen> I read it as a kid and found it fucking depressing and hated almost everyone in it :/
[22:34] <@tenlittlebullets> but jane!
[22:34] <@tenlittlebullets> i love jane sfm
[22:34] <@Morgan> I just should probably have read it *before* I read The Eyre Affair
[22:34] <@Cinaed> same
[22:34] <~carmarthen> jane was fine
[22:35] <~carmarthen> morgan!
[22:35] <@Sarah1281> I also don't really understand Jane's insistance that she could not marry a man she did not love for moral reasons given her society. Where did she get the idea it was immoral? 
02[22:35] <@melannen> maybe she knew she'd end up fucking rochester anyway. :P
[22:36] <@Morgan> notre dame
[22:36] <@Sarah1281> ...That I could see. :P
[22:36] <@Sarah1281> We already did that. 
[22:36] <@tenlittlebullets> i think it's already been named
[22:36] <@Morgan> okay um
02[22:36] <@melannen> yeah, that was before you came in
[22:36] <@tenlittlebullets> we might've been discussing it right when you came in
02[22:36] <@melannen> (that was my gimme first try. :P)
[22:36] <~carmarthen> yep, you missed that one
02[22:36] <@melannen> ...you can make them all drink again though, i don't mind
06[22:36] * @Genarti snickers
[22:36] <@sath> yeah this heineken is good
[22:36] <@brostoevsky> jesus
02[22:36] <@melannen> (or name ninety-three instead, I want all the hugo geeks to get drunk.)
06[22:36] * @brostoevsky drinks?!??!!??
[22:37] <@Morgan> i can:t name ninety three
[22:37] <@Morgan> i've read that
[22:37] <@tenlittlebullets> (melannen you're a bastard)
02[22:37] <@melannen> :P
[22:37] <~carmarthen> what happens if we find a book that NO ONE has read
[22:37] <~carmarthen> does everyone have to drink
[22:37] <@tenlittlebullets> yes
02[22:37] <@melannen> (I also lose the filters that make me less mean when I drink.)
[22:37] <@Cinaed> lol
[22:37] <@Sarah1281> I think it means we will have broken the game. 
[22:37] <~carmarthen> haha
[22:37] <~carmarthen> <3 melannen
02[22:37] <@melannen> (hopefully half a shot of tequila don't do that though)
[22:38] <@tenlittlebullets> (tequila acts principally upon my "don't be mean" filters)
[22:38] <@Morgan> great expectations
02[22:38] <@melannen> ..uhoh
[22:38] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks*
[22:38] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[22:38] <@Stripy> damn you Morgan, that was going to be mine haha
02[22:38] <@melannen> ...I can't remember if that's one of the Dickens I started and then got bored with or not
06[22:38] * @voksen drinks
06[22:38] * @Stripy does not drink
02[22:38] * @melannen drinks just in case
06[22:38] * @Genarti drinks
[22:38] <@Cinaed> Nope
[22:38] <@brostoevsky> ugh I noped out
[22:38] <@Stripy> I hated it 
[22:38] <@voksen> did not like
[22:38] <@Sarah1281> I don't even remember what it is about. 
[22:38] <@Cinaed> The only Dickens I have read is A Christmas Carol, lol
[22:38] <@tenlittlebullets> (fortunately, my one major experience with tequila involved some asshole trying to lift my friend's skirt and me having zero hesitation about punching him)
[22:38] <@sath> nope!
[22:38] <@Genarti> 10That was the book that made me think I hated Dickens, and then I read Tale of Two Cities the next year and decided I liked at least some of his stuff after all
[22:38] <@sath> hate dickens
[22:39] <@Stripy> it's an incredibly boring book
[22:39] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:39] <@tenlittlebullets> i want Great Expectations/Les Mis crossovers
[22:39] <~carmarthen> sarah!
[22:39] <@Sarah1281> I'm so glad they cut most of Christmas Present from every adaptation ever. It's really boring. 
[22:39] <@brostoevsky> Miserable Expectations
[22:39] <@Sarah1281> Oh, right. Old Yeller. 
[22:39] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:39] <@voksen> nope
[22:39] <@sath> nope
[22:39] <@tenlittlebullets> ...I think I read that one
02[22:39] <@melannen> ...I watched the movie once I think
02[22:39] <@melannen> under protest
[22:39] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks just to be sure*
[22:39] <@brostoevsky> is that a book
[22:39] <@Genarti> 10If I had read it since 8th grade, I might get plot-bunnied.  But, alas.
[22:39] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[22:40] <@voksen> I know what hapens but I never read it
[22:40] <@Genarti> 10It is indeed a book.
[22:40] <@Sarah1281> I know that it has a dog in it and that it died. 
[22:40] <@Cinaed> Nope, though my friend helpful showed me the film shortly after I'd lost both my dogs :/
[22:40] <@Stripy> nope
[22:40] <~carmarthen> ugh
[22:40] <@Morgan> nope
[22:40] <@tenlittlebullets> that wasn't nice at all
[22:40] <@Genarti> 10Oof, cinaed.
[22:40] <~carmarthen> saaaaath
02[22:40] <@melannen> oh no, cinaed
[22:40] <@sath> i had a good one what was it???
[22:40] <@sath> oh
[22:40] <@sath> the scarlet letter
06[22:40] * @Stripy drinks
[22:40] <@Cinaed> Ughhh
[22:40] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
06[22:40] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:40] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks*
[22:40] <@Sarah1281> Drinks. 
02[22:40] * @melannen drinks
[22:40] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks to drown the pain*
[22:40] <@voksen> uuUUGH i had an entire year of hawthorne
02[22:40] <@melannen> first thing I ever wrote fix-it fic for
06[22:40] * @brostoevsky drinks
[22:40] <@sath> hahahahaha
[22:40] <@Cinaed> oh god, voksen
06[22:40] * @voksen submerges self in booze
[22:40] <@Sarah1281> I renamed Pearl 'Damionette' and annotated my copy accordingly. 
02[22:41] <@melannen> I think all the character got together and beat up Hawthorne out back the graveyard
[22:41] <@brostoevsky> aaahahahaha
[22:41] <@tenlittlebullets> hahahaha
02[22:41] <@melannen> for making perfectly good characters be stupid for plot reasons
[22:41] <@Sarah1281> Why she was still punishing herself after everyone else stopped caring is beyond me. 
[22:41] <@Cinaed> lol
[22:41] <@Sarah1281> And why we're supposed to feel sorry for the father. And why she admitted that she knew her creepy husband. 
02[22:41] <@melannen> also I embroided a fancy scarlet A
06[22:41] * ~carmarthen drinks with extreme prejudice
02[22:41] <@melannen> which impressed the English teacher so much that I didn't have to write the final essay for that unit
02[22:41] <@melannen> score!
[22:41] <~carmarthen> I wrote horrifying crackfic in high school
[22:42] <~carmarthen> involving electric eels and pearl being probably possessed
[22:42] <@Stripy> hahaha
02[22:42] <@melannen> Nice!
[22:42] <@Sarah1281> I don't recall if there was a single male character in that book I didn't hate. 
[22:42] <@Stripy> As I Lay Dying
[22:42] <@Genarti> 10Ha!  I approve, Car.
[22:42] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[22:42] <@voksen> nope
06[22:42] * @sath drinks
02[22:42] <@melannen> I liked all the characters, I just thought Hugo was writing them OOC
[22:42] <@sath> i love me some faulkner
[22:42] <~carmarthen> I never understood how dimmsdale got up the balls to commit adultery in the first place
02[22:42] <@melannen> ...and nope
[22:42] <@Genarti> 10Also, that sounds like the Princess Tutu AU really from your summary, car.
[22:42] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:42] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[22:42] <@brostoevsky> nope
06[22:42] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:42] <@sath> 20th century american lit om nom nom
02[22:42] <@melannen> I've read some faulkner in an anthology but I can't remember if it was short stories or novel excerpts...
[22:43] <@tenlittlebullets> melannen: wait, Hugo or Hawthorne?
02[22:43] <@melannen> ...hawthoren
[22:43] <@Sarah1281> Never heard of it. But I hate Faulkner if Sound and the Fury is anything to go by. 
02[22:43] <@melannen> *hawthorne
[22:43] <~carmarthen> marianne!
[22:43] <@tenlittlebullets> Rebecca
06[22:43] * @Stripy drinks
[22:43] <@voksen> nope
[22:43] <@Cinaed> Nope
[22:43] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[22:43] <~carmarthen> nope (on my list)
02[22:43] <@melannen> nope!
[22:43] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
06[22:43] * @sath drinks
[22:43] <@sath> i watched the film
[22:43] <@sath> loved it
02[22:43] <@melannen> ...wow i think that's the fewest drinks so far
[22:43] <~carmarthen> I…listened to the musical.
[22:43] <~carmarthen> in hungarian.
[22:43] <@tenlittlebullets> i've seen bits of the musical and it looks intriguing
[22:43] <~carmarthen> I haven't even watched it yet
[22:44] <~carmarthen> but it has gorgeous music
[22:44] <@tenlittlebullets> but never got around to the book
02[22:44] <@melannen> ...carmarthen, that's... 
[22:44] <~carmarthen> I have a giant levay-kunze hardon, tho
[22:44] <@Sarah1281> Old Yeller had one person drinking just in case. 
02[22:44] <@melannen> I don't know what that is but it's very ou
[22:44] <~carmarthen> "shocking"?
[22:44] <~carmarthen> hahaha
[22:44] <@Stripy> sath you may appreciate this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr59DKnFKx0
[22:44] <@brostoevsky> oh drink
[22:44] <@brostoevsky> *drinks
02[22:44] <@melannen> I didn't even know there *was* a musical
[22:44] <~carmarthen> voksen!
[22:44] <@tenlittlebullets> it's German
[22:44] <@voksen> oh I got one
[22:44] <@voksen> dracula
06[22:44] * @Stripy drinks
[22:44] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks*
[22:44] <~carmarthen> somehow kunze talked the estate into it
06[22:44] * @Cinaed drinks
06[22:44] * ~carmarthen drinks
06[22:44] * @sath drinks RESENTFULLY
[22:44] <@brostoevsky> nerp
[22:44] <~carmarthen> copiously
[22:44] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
02[22:44] <@melannen> ...I've read "Holmes vs. Dracula"
[22:44] <@Genarti> 10Nope; I started it, but never finished.
[22:45] <@sath> omg stripy i have never seen this sketch
[22:45] <@Stripy> :D
02[22:45] <@melannen> ...and I think I read a 'adapted' version once?
[22:45] <~carmarthen> two drinks, gen!
02[22:45] * @melannen drinks just in case
[22:45] <~carmarthen> and mel
[22:45] <@sath> oh wait i have
[22:45] <@sath> it's so good
[22:45] <@Stripy> it's fantastic
06[22:45] * @Genarti drinks twice, then!
[22:45] <@Sarah1281> I haven't even seen a Dracula movie. 
[22:45] <~carmarthen> oh, my turn again
[22:45] <~carmarthen> uh
[22:45] <~carmarthen> let's see if I can make all chat drink
02[22:45] <@melannen> nosferatu is actually the closest adaptation of the book of the ones I've sene
[22:45] <~carmarthen> tale of genji?
[22:45] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[22:45] <@sath> nope
06[22:45] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:45] <@Genarti> 10Sadly, no!  It's on my list.
02[22:45] <@melannen> even though it's supposedly not an adaptation.
[22:45] <@voksen> nope
02[22:45] <@melannen> Nope, it's on my to-read pile.
[22:45] <@sath> jesus i love rebecca
[22:45] <@brostoevsky> nope
[22:46] <~carmarthen> it's a billion million words long
[22:46] <~carmarthen> damn, cinaed
[22:46] <@Cinaed> I took an Asian lit class
[22:46] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[22:46] <@tenlittlebullets> oh ho ho is the goal of this round to make all of chat drink?
[22:46] <@tenlittlebullets> is that our theme?
06[22:46] * @Morgan drinks for both dracula and genji
02[22:46] <@melannen> ...I've read f/f fic about the author?
[22:46] <~carmarthen> well, it could be
[22:46] <~carmarthen> as have I, mel
[22:46] <@Stripy> nope
[22:46] <~carmarthen> as have I
[22:46] <~carmarthen> murasaki/sei shonagon hatesex and poetry battles 4eva
02[22:46] <@melannen> yes
[22:46] <~carmarthen> it could be a theme, I guess
[22:46] <~carmarthen> bro?
02[22:47] <@melannen> murasaki/shonagon dead japanese people femslash hatesex otp of otps
[22:47] <@brostoevsky> hmmmMMMMmmm
[22:47] <~carmarthen> it is.
[22:47] <@sath> i want rebecca slash SO BAD NOW 
[22:47] <~carmarthen> I'd write it but heian japan is the scariest
[22:47] <~carmarthen> sath, it exists!
[22:47] <~carmarthen> if you mean rebecca/mrs danvers
[22:47] <@tenlittlebullets> (only for one round though because otherwise it'll just devolve into more and more obscure stuff)
[22:47] <@sath> yesssssss
[22:47] <~carmarthen> it's like 95% of the rebecca fic
[22:47] <@sath> GOOD
02[22:47] <@melannen> ...we should play a version of the game where the goal is to name something none of us can find fanfic for
[22:47] <@brostoevsky> ..... treasure island.
[22:48] <~carmarthen> well, I feel like it needs to have classic name recognition to count
[22:48] <@sath> nope
[22:48] <~carmarthen> fuck, I can't remember
06[22:48] * @Cinaed drinks bitterly
[22:48] <@Genarti> 10Ha, melannen
[22:48] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
02[22:48] <@melannen> yes
06[22:48] * @Stripy drinks
[22:48] <@tenlittlebullets> think i read a kiddie adaptation once
[22:48] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
06[22:48] * ~carmarthen drinks to be safe
[22:48] <@Genarti> 10Have I-- no, that's Kidnapped.  No drink.
[22:48] <@Morgan> drink
[22:48] <@Cinaed> most boring book on pirates :(
02[22:48] <@melannen> wrote hp/ti/potc crossover fic about the flint family
[22:48] <@brostoevsky> HA!
06[22:48] * @voksen drinks
[22:48] <@Morgan> I hated treasure island so much
[22:48] <@Cinaed> so boring, so so boring 
[22:48] <@Sarah1281> I watched the Muppets version. 
[22:48] <~carmarthen> cinaed!
[22:49] <@Sarah1281> It was not my favorite muppet movie though I did like it. 
[22:49] <@Morgan> it was really boring
02[22:49] <@melannen> honestly all i remember are the bits that ended up in the crossover
[22:49] <@Cinaed> Paradise Lost
02[22:49] <@melannen> ...um
[22:49] <@Morgan> my mum told me it would be more fun than dickens and she lied
[22:49] <@Genarti> 10I have watched the Muppets version, just this year.
[22:49] <@Morgan> oh, drink
[22:49] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
06[22:49] * @voksen drinks
06[22:49] * @Stripy drinks
[22:49] <@Genarti> 10No drink.
[22:49] <@Genarti> 10I keep meaning to read it.
[22:49] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
02[22:49] <@melannen> 'pretended I had read it for purpose of school project'
[22:49] <@tenlittlebullets> think i read excerpts once
[22:49] <@Cinaed> I keep meaning to as well
[22:49] <@Genarti> 10(I like how timing makes it sound as if there's a Muppets Paradise Lost.)
02[22:49] <@melannen> 'wore angel costume that entire day of class to distract teacher from lack of having actually finished book'
06[22:49] * @brostoevsky drinks without remorse
[22:49] <@tenlittlebullets> oh oh oh melannen you just reminded me i know what i'm going to use
02[22:49] <@melannen> ( I read probably 3/4 of it)
[22:50] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:50] <@tenlittlebullets> on the subject of things i pretended to have read in order to write a paper
02[22:50] <@melannen> (would have read the whole thing if hadn't needed hours between 2AM and schoolbus to write presentation)
02[22:50] <@melannen> it was pretty good
02[22:50] <@melannen> lots of incest
02[22:50] <@melannen> and kink
[22:50] <~carmarthen> (I am not sure whether I read tale of two cities--I think I wrote my paper on animal imagery and just flipped through and yanked quotes out of context)
[22:51] <~carmarthen> genarti!
[22:51] <@sath> belated drink for paradise lost
02[22:51] <@melannen> and incesty xenokink
[22:51] <~carmarthen> (idek what paradise lost is about)
[22:51] <~carmarthen> (OOOH I KNOW WHAT I'M NAMING NEXT)
02[22:51] <@melannen> incesty xenokink, carmarthen
[22:51] <@Genarti> 10The Iliad
[22:51] <@Morgan> what it says on the tin car
06[22:51] * @sath drinks
[22:51] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
02[22:51] * @melannen drinks
[22:51] <~carmarthen> melannen, I don't really like incest?
[22:51] <@Sarah1281> With regret. 
06[22:51] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:51] <@Morgan> drink
[22:51] <@tenlittlebullets> ....does 'large bits of it for school' count?
[22:51] <@sath> people should put titles in *bold* 
[22:51] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks anyway*
[22:51] <@voksen> two drinks for not making it all the way through
[22:51] <@Sarah1281> I hated everyone in it. 
[22:51] <~carmarthen> does it count if my dad read the entire thing aloud to me?
[22:51] <~carmarthen> …actually wait
06[22:51] * @Stripy drinks with love
[22:51] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks twice*
[22:51] <~carmarthen> we noped out of the illiad
[22:51] <@Genarti> 10I think that counts, like, twice, car.
06[22:51] * ~carmarthen drinks three times
[22:52] <@Genarti> 10Marianne, it's huge enough I'm inclined to count it, but your call!
02[22:52] <@melannen> I got out of an entire semester of 6th grade english due to having already read Tom Sawyer and the Iliad (and.. whatever the third book was.)
[22:52] <@tenlittlebullets> sure let's count it
[22:52] <@Sarah1281> Like literally everyone. 
[22:52] <~carmarthen> I liked the odyssey but the illiad had too much entrails
[22:52] <@sath> odyssey is terribad
02[22:52] <@melannen> I haven't read it since the summer I was ten, mind
[22:52] <@Morgan> I like both of them
02[22:52] <@melannen> I remember approx. 0%
[22:52] <~carmarthen> well, I thought it was interesting when I was, like, 8
[22:53] <~carmarthen> melannen!
02[22:53] <@melannen> odyssey was much better
[22:53] <@Genarti> 10I liked the Odyssey.  I (obviously) haven't read the Iliad, but my brother is currently reading his way through.  He did declaim the first paragraph at me over the phone.
02[22:53] <@melannen> Picture of Dorian Gray!
[22:53] <~carmarthen> at least odyssey has a) penelope and b) fewer entrails
[22:53] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:53] <@tenlittlebullets> (oh man no wait i am torn between 'thing i pretended to have read so i could write a paper on it' and 'ehehe express goal of making everyone go NOPE or drink twice or both')
[22:53] <@voksen> damn
[22:53] <@voksen> nope
[22:53] <@Stripy> iliad is the best, odyssey is pretty good but harder to spell
06[22:53] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
[22:53] <@Sarah1281> "Thank goodness you haven't gotten married in these twenty years I couldn't be bothered to come home while I was having regular hot sex, honey."
06[22:53] * @sath drinks
[22:53] <@Morgan> though I htink the last time I properly reread the odyssey was when I wrote a gratuitous and angry essay on it in school
[22:53] <@Sarah1281> Drink. 
06[22:53] * @Cinaed drinks
[22:53] <@voksen> and I was going to use that as mine
06[22:53] * @Stripy drinks
06[22:53] * @Morgan drinks
[22:53] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[22:53] <@brostoevsky> oh, drinks
[22:53] <@tenlittlebullets> mmmm wilde
02[22:53] <@melannen> that's another one that's been on my to-read since forever
[22:53] <@tenlittlebullets> mmmmm homoeroticism
[22:54] <~carmarthen> morgan!
[22:54] <@tenlittlebullets> oh man i also read a kiddie adaptation of dorian gray
[22:54] <@Cinaed> lol
[22:54] <@tenlittlebullets> very few books ever gave me actualfax nightmares as a kid
[22:54] <@tenlittlebullets> BUT THAT ONE FUCKING DID
[22:54] <@sath> what did they do
[22:54] <@Morgan> a place of greater safety
[22:54] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks twice*
[22:54] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:54] <@Cinaed> nope
[22:54] <@Genarti> 10...who made a KIDDIE adaptation of Dorian Grey, and why??
02[22:54] <@melannen> ...I don't even recognize that one
[22:54] <@Genarti> 10haha
02[22:54] * @melannen fails forever
[22:54] <~carmarthen> haven't even heard of that
[22:54] <@tenlittlebullets> *throws glass across room and watches it shatter on wall*
[22:54] <@Genarti> 10nope, Morgan
[22:54] <@voksen> nope
[22:54] <@sath> WHY DO I GAIN FOLLOWERS EVERY TIME I DO EXTENDED ASKBOX MEMES
[22:54] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[22:54] <@sath> nope
06[22:54] * ~carmarthen highfives melannen
[22:54] <@Stripy> nope
[22:55] <@tenlittlebullets> it was the Great Illustrated Classics version of Dorian Gray IIRC
[22:55] <@Genarti> 10although I vaguely feel like I ought to given the givens
[22:55] <~carmarthen> because you're hilarious and witty, sath
[22:55] <@tenlittlebullets> they do everything
[22:55] <@Morgan> sath I am trying to reply to your ask and I can't post anything :(
[22:55] <@sath> :( 
02[22:55] <@melannen> hilary mantel
02[22:55] <@melannen> okay, at least I recognize the author?
02[22:55] <@melannen> vaguely?
[22:55] <~carmarthen> oh
[22:55] <~carmarthen> augh
[22:55] <@tenlittlebullets> i started place of greater safety and ragequit halfway through
[22:55] <~carmarthen> everything I've heard of mantel makes me go NOOOOOO
[22:55] <@Genarti> 10A Place Of Greater Safety is Hilary Mantel's French Revolution novel
[22:55] <@Sarah1281> Can't believe no one's done the big one yet. 
[22:55] <~carmarthen> sarah!
[22:55] <@tenlittlebullets> and it's TERRIBAD
02[22:55] <@melannen> ...oh it's about the french revolution 
[22:55] <@Sarah1281> Antigone. I was supposed to read it but I sort of left it on the bus the day I checked it out so...I...didn't. 
02[22:55] <@melannen> NO WONDER
[22:55] <@Genarti> 10and that is like all I know about it except that she haaaates Saint-Just
06[22:55] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
02[22:56] * @melannen drinks
[22:56] <@Morgan> I thought mentioning it would at least get a reaction
[22:56] <~carmarthen> sarah, maybe everyone in chat has at least started les miz and therefore cannot name it
06[22:56] * @sath driks
[22:56] <@Morgan> my mum likes it
06[22:56] * @Cinaed drinks
06[22:56] * ~carmarthen drinks with prejudice
[22:56] <~carmarthen> do I take a second drink for anouilh's antigone
[22:56] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
06[22:56] * @voksen drinks
06[22:56] * @Morgan drinks
06[22:56] * @Stripy drinks
[22:56] <~carmarthen> we had to compare contrast about existentialism
06[22:56] * @brostoevsky drinks the drinks of nope shame
[22:56] <~carmarthen> I wrote a poem about creon
[22:56] <~carmarthen> and some weird blank verse stuff
02[22:56] <@melannen> tbh I never managed to take creon seriously after i learned how his name was pronounced
[22:57] <@tenlittlebullets> the paper i wrote on antigone was such bullshit that i don't even remember what it was
[22:57] <~carmarthen> (also had to read oedipus rex and the other one)
[22:57] <@Genarti> 10oh, wait, I've seen Antigone performed
[22:57] <@sath> hahaha how is it pronounced
02[22:57] <@melannen> crayon!
[22:57] <@Genarti> 10I can't remember if we're counting that
[22:57] <@Stripy> The Magic Mountain
[22:57] <~carmarthen> I think I had to read oedipus AGAIn in college
[22:57] <@sath> hhaahahaha
[22:57] <@Sarah1281> I had to write a paper on it, too, and I'm sure I did better than I should have since I didn't read any of it. 
[22:57] <~carmarthen> nope
[22:57] <@sath> stripy you jumped me 
[22:57] <@sath> i will go after you
[22:57] <@sath> and nope
[22:57] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[22:57] <@Cinaed> nope
[22:57] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[22:57] <@Stripy> sorry sath!
02[22:57] <@melannen> ...another one i don't know
02[22:57] <@melannen> I feel iggerant
[22:57] <@tenlittlebullets> wait, what IS the magic mountain?
[22:57] <@sath> thomas mann
02[22:57] <@melannen> ...oh
[22:57] <@Stripy> It's by Thomas Mann
[22:57] <@tenlittlebullets> oh
[22:57] <@voksen> nope
[22:58] <@Morgan> never heard of it
[22:58] <@Genarti> 10Nope, and I am iggerant too
[22:58] <@Stripy> I tried to slog through it and gave up, and I've read some pompous tedious shit in my time
[22:58] <@brostoevsky> nerp
[22:58] <@sath> death in venice was also fucking boring
[22:58] <@tenlittlebullets> is that everyone?
[22:58] <@sath> but shorter and had gay so i persisted
[22:58] <@sath> think so
[22:58] <@tenlittlebullets> do we all have to drink now?
[22:58] <@sath> like drink again?
[22:58] <@sath> ok
[22:58] <~carmarthen> no, stripy started it and therefore has to drink twice :-P
[22:58] <@sath> hahaha
[22:58] <@Stripy> haha damn
[22:58] <@sath> ok 
02[22:58] <@melannen> okay, everybody drinks
[22:58] <@Stripy> I'm finding it hard to pick books
[22:58] <@sath> count of monte cristo
[22:58] <@tenlittlebullets> i thought if everyone said no, it was 'everyone take a drink'
02[22:58] <@melannen> I'm cheating
06[22:58] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
06[22:58] * @Stripy drinks
[22:59] <@voksen> nope
[22:59] <@Cinaed> nope
06[22:59] * ~carmarthen drinks with extreme violent rage and prejudice
[22:59] <@Morgan> started, haven't finished yet
06[22:59] * @Genarti drinks
02[22:59] * @melannen doesn't drink
[22:59] <@tenlittlebullets> LESBIANS THO
[22:59] <@voksen> I watched wishbone though!
[22:59] <@Genarti> 10--oh, I am drinking for the everybody-drinks bit
02[22:59] <@melannen> altohugh now that I know about the lesbians much more interested
[22:59] <~carmarthen> stripy has read EVERYTHING is the problem, but technically you're not supposed to nominate a thing you started and didn't finish
[22:59] <@sath> wishbone shouldn't even count we have ALL seen the wishbone version
[22:59] <@Genarti> 10I drink twice for Count of Monte Cristo
[22:59] <~carmarthen> morgan: 2 drinks
[22:59] <~carmarthen> would like more if lesbians featured large
[22:59] <~carmarthen> r
[22:59] <~carmarthen> role
[22:59] <@Genarti> 10I should try it again and see if I can get to the lesbians
[22:59] <~carmarthen> and dantes died in a fire
[22:59] <@Genarti> 10or at least to some swashbuckling
[22:59] <@Genarti> 10if there's any worth speaking of
[22:59] <@brostoevsky> this is the book described by sath as
[23:00] <~carmarthen> true story, my freshman year of hs we had to pick books from optional list and do projects together
[23:00] <@brostoevsky> "the one with the revenge"
[23:00] <@sath> hhahahahaha
[23:00] <~carmarthen> and the only other person who picked monte cristo gave up like three chapters in
06[23:00] * @Genarti has not seen the wishbone version of anything, alas
[23:00] <@brostoevsky> so I think we can all assume she's read the whole thing
[23:00] <~carmarthen> I had to get an exception to finish project on my own
[23:00] <~carmarthen> ok, marianne!
[23:00] <@Cinaed> wishbone is on youtube, Genarti!
[23:00] <@Sarah1281> I didn't read CoMC. In fact, I've seen several movies and 2002 one was my favorite. 
[23:00] <@Sarah1281> That is how much I didn't read it. 
[23:00] <@Genarti> 10I was that kid going "I don't want to watch a dog do abridged versions!  Reading or nothing!" and I think also slightly too old for Wishbone, or at least I thought at the time that I was.
02[23:00] <@melannen> we had a project like that in ninth grade but the teacher had a nervous breakdown befor ethe projects were do
[23:01] <~carmarthen> (I mildly enjoy the movie, but movie dantes is marginally less of a dick)
02[23:01] <@melannen> so I never had to learn to work in groups!
[23:01] <@tenlittlebullets> ok should i go for the "lying on essays" shame or try to make everyone go nope or drink twice?
[23:01] <~carmarthen> group work is the devil
[23:01] <~carmarthen> hahaha
[23:01] <@Cinaed> lol
[23:01] <@tenlittlebullets> Atlas Shrugged
[23:01] <~carmarthen> tough call
[23:01] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:01] <@Morgan> nope
02[23:01] <@melannen> NOPE
[23:01] <@sath> no never
[23:01] <@Cinaed> nope
[23:01] <@Genarti> 10NOpe
[23:01] <@Sarah1281> Mercedes/Dantes. 
[23:01] <@Genarti> 10SO MUCH NOPE
02[23:01] <@melannen> also you broke one of the rules of chat, tenlittlebullets.
[23:01] <@sath> hahahaha
[23:01] <@Sarah1281> God no. 
06[23:01] * @Stripy drinks twice
[23:01] <@brostoevsky> ugh /me drinks
06[23:01] * @voksen also drinks twice
02[23:01] <@melannen> I think you have to drink for breaking chat rules
[23:01] <~carmarthen> technically she didn't say The Name
02[23:02] <@melannen> oh, is it only The Name?
[23:02] <@voksen> I don't remember where I noped out but I think it was well before halfway
[23:02] <~carmarthen> bro you made it ALL THE WAY THROUGH?
[23:02] <@tenlittlebullets> does this chat have a 'no A** R*** policy' that i am unaware of?
[23:02] <@Sarah1281> Yep. 
[23:02] <@Morgan> yes
[23:02] <~carmarthen> it's only enforced when icarus is around
02[23:02] <@melannen> and icarus hasn't been around, alas
[23:02] <@Stripy> I slogged through the Fountainhead, but Atlas Shrugged was too much
[23:02] <~carmarthen> icarus needed rand ~explained~
[23:02] <~carmarthen> :(
[23:02] <@Morgan> oh dear
[23:02] <~carmarthen> so marianne, was that the lied for a paper
[23:02] <@Sarah1281> I did have to read another book by that author. I don't remember what it was called but it was the weird one where the communist society discovers the word I. 
[23:02] <~carmarthen> or the make everyone nope?
[23:02] <@tenlittlebullets> no, that was the "make everyone nope"
[23:03] <~carmarthen> voksen!
[23:03] <@tenlittlebullets> sarah, that's Anthem
[23:03] <@tenlittlebullets> I read that one
[23:03] <~carmarthen> crap, I forgot what I was going to ask for the next one
[23:03] <@sath> i read anthem too
[23:03] <@voksen> little women
06[23:03] * ~carmarthen drinks
[23:03] <@Sarah1281> Hated that. 
06[23:03] * @Stripy drinks
[23:03] <@brostoevsky> nope
06[23:03] * @Cinaed drinks
06[23:03] * @Genarti drinks twice
06[23:03] * @Morgan drinks
[23:03] <@Sarah1281> Read it. 
06[23:03] * @sath drinks
[23:03] <@tenlittlebullets> no, but great illustrated classics strikes again
[23:03] <@sath> i really liked that one
[23:03] <@Sarah1281> It was my first disagreeing with the author about shipping. 
02[23:03] <@melannen> ...voksen that was going to be mine. ):
02[23:03] <@melannen> you revenge-sniped
[23:03] <~carmarthen> I recently read an elisabeth/little women crossover where Death macks on Beth March
[23:03] <@Cinaed> let me guess, you shipped Jo/Laurie?
[23:04] <@voksen> heheh
[23:04] <~carmarthen> it was pretty good
[23:04] <@Sarah1281> Yep. 
[23:04] <@Sarah1281> And Amy/growing the fuck up. 
[23:04] <@Stripy> I didn't really care about Jo/Laurie, but I anti-shipped Bhaer/Jo so hard
[23:04] <~carmarthen> ok, hmmmmmm what was I going to ask
[23:04] <@Sarah1281> I just didn't even understand that pairing. 
[23:04] <@Genarti> 10Beth was my favorite, and Meg my second favorite, so I always got bored and wandered away halfway through when we're off following Jo in her travels.
[23:04] <~carmarthen> ugh, I can't remember, so
[23:04] <~carmarthen> Three Musketeers
[23:04] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
06[23:04] * @Cinaed drinks angrily
06[23:04] * @sath drinks twice
[23:04] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
02[23:04] <@melannen> nope!
06[23:04] * @Morgan drinks
[23:04] <@voksen> shameful double drink of abridged adaptation
06[23:04] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
02[23:04] <@melannen> never even seen a movie
06[23:05] * @Stripy drinks
02[23:05] <@melannen> barely knows what it's about
02[23:05] <@melannen> except that it's not about three musketeers
[23:05] <~carmarthen> it's about assholes
[23:05] <~carmarthen> b/c it's dumas
[23:05] <@Morgan> voksen: i had abridged adaptation first
[23:05] <@Cinaed> yep
[23:05] <@tenlittlebullets> everyone is an asshole and Milady is an amazing asshole
[23:05] <@Morgan> but then I found out it was abridged and was angry so I bought another copy
[23:05] <@Sarah1281> "Nobody really knows how many there were, do they?" 
[23:05] <~carmarthen> bro!
[23:05] <@voksen> the abridged adaptation made it seem really awesome and exciting
[23:05] <~carmarthen> (I like visual adaptations that tend to make everyone less of an asshole)
[23:06] <~carmarthen> did we lose bro?
[23:06] <@brostoevsky> i'm thinking!
[23:06] <@sath> hard for pugs to type
[23:06] <@brostoevsky> super hard
02[23:06] <@melannen> pugs have notoriously low alcohol tolerance
[23:06] <@brostoevsky> (squints)
[23:07] <@brostoevsky> misty of chincoteague
02[23:07] <@melannen> ..as opposed to me who's had a quarter-shot and has already spilt drink on computer...
[23:07] <~carmarthen> awww /me pats bro
02[23:07] * @melannen drinks so much drink
[23:07] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:07] <@Genarti> 10...*chugs*
06[23:07] * @Cinaed drinks
[23:07] <@tenlittlebullets> *drinks the drink of 'just to be safe'*
[23:07] <@Morgan> what's that?
[23:07] <@Cinaed> I went through a horse phase as a kid
06[23:07] * @voksen drinks
[23:07] <@voksen> I also wrote fic for it
[23:07] <@tenlittlebullets> probably read it, not 100% sure
06[23:07] * @sath drinks
[23:07] <@Stripy> never even heard of it
02[23:07] <@melannen> (of course having family on lower eastern shore makes that one pretty inevitable
[23:07] <~carmarthen> mel, you should be drunk in chat more often
[23:07] <@brostoevsky> omg you did
[23:07] <@Cinaed> ...and then actually meet a horse and realized they were enormous and terrifying
02[23:07] <@melannen> has also seen misty-the-actual-taxidermid horse
06[23:07] * ~carmarthen basically skipped most classic animal books somehow
[23:07] <@sath> WOW
[23:07] <@brostoevsky> AHH
[23:07] <@Sarah1281> I'm thirsty. Pick a book I've read! :P
[23:08] <@sath> brostoevsky what marguerite henry books have you read
02[23:08] <@melannen> ...it's pretty poorly taxidermied tbh
[23:08] <@Genarti> 10Marguerite Henry.  It's a book about a horse in Virginiaoh dear god they taxidermied her??
[23:08] <@Genarti> 10Of course they did, but AUGH.
[23:08] <@brostoevsky> I read stormy
[23:08] <@voksen> i am the reason why a marguerite henry - works tag exists on ao3
[23:08] <@Cinaed> The Scarlet Pimpernel 
02[23:08] <@melannen> I have surprisngly read only about a dozen.
02[23:08] <@melannen> stormy was by far my favorite.
[23:08] <@Morgan> nope
[23:08] <@brostoevsky> not misty I'm a bad person
[23:08] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:08] <@brostoevsky> nope
06[23:08] * @tenlittlebullets drinks twice
06[23:08] * @voksen drinks
[23:08] <~carmarthen> but I like the musical?
[23:08] <@sath> nope
02[23:08] <@melannen> ...drinks twice for didn't finish
[23:08] <@sath> omg voksen so inspiring
06[23:08] * @Stripy drinks
06[23:08] * @Genarti drinks twice
[23:09] <@tenlittlebullets> i auto-nope out of english takes on the french revolution, pretty much
[23:09] <@Genarti> 10I kept going WHY DON'T THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER
[23:09] <~carmarthen> I dled a bunch of the books but…no?
02[23:09] <@melannen> ...I think Carmarthen should have to drink extra-extra if she only knows the musical...
[23:09] <@brostoevsky> ah ah ah autonope
[23:09] <~carmarthen> FINE
[23:09] <@tenlittlebullets> *glares in the general direction of that one classic Who serial*
[23:09] <@Cinaed> haha, oh dear, if we only know the musical?
06[23:09] * ~carmarthen drinks thrice
[23:09] <@Genarti> 10when them not talking to each other is a major plot point of most of the book, so uh.
[23:09] <~carmarthen> and also for rebecca
[23:09] <~carmarthen> happy now
02[23:09] <@melannen> yes! :P
02[23:09] * @melannen drinks in sympathy
[23:10] <@Genarti> 10Skygiants made me listen to the cd of the musical on our road trip.
[23:10] <@Genarti> 10"Here!  Get in the writing-Enjolras mindset and then listen to thiHAHAHAHA YOUR FACE"
[23:10] <~carmarthen> I have a jane eyre musical
[23:10] <@tenlittlebullets> i know a few songs from the musical, does that mean i have to drink again?
[23:10] <@Genarti> 10was pretty much her refrain
[23:10] <~carmarthen> hahahaha
[23:10] <~carmarthen> no
[23:10] <~carmarthen> I think you're safe
[23:10] <~carmarthen> whose turn is it?
[23:10] <@Morgan> haha that sounds like...fun
[23:11] <@Sarah1281> ...I'm guessing my computer was weird again and there wasn't literally three scroll-downs posted in the same minute. 
02[23:11] <@melannen> (also here are misty and stormy: http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6002/5926634987_d9357b8655.jpg )
[23:11] <@tenlittlebullets> i think i put at least one song on a mix CD of "murder is ALWAYS more fun when sung about gleefully in waltz tempo"
[23:11] <@Stripy> Genarti I think
[23:11] <@Genarti> 10If Cinaed just went I think it's me.
[23:11] <~carmarthen> I feel like some of you probably should have drunk for the NDDP musical
[23:11] <@Sarah1281> But I didn't read either of them. 
[23:11] <~carmarthen> but new rules aren't retroactive, I guess
[23:11] <@Genarti> 10In which case, Lord of the Flies.
[23:11] <~carmarthen> ok
[23:11] <~carmarthen> NOPE
06[23:11] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
[23:11] <~carmarthen> I ESCAPTED
06[23:11] * @Morgan drinks
02[23:11] <@melannen> yep!
[23:11] <@Morgan> I was seven
[23:11] <@Cinaed> Nope!
[23:11] <@Morgan> it was great
[23:11] <@sath> no
[23:11] <@Sarah1281> I saw the movie of Scarlet Pimpernel. I didn't think the titular character was a very good husband. 
[23:11] <@Genarti> 10True, car.  *drinks thrice retroactively*
[23:11] <@Sarah1281> Nope! 
06[23:11] * @brostoevsky drinks
02[23:12] <@melannen> I liked bits of it
06[23:12] * @Stripy drinks
[23:12] <@Sarah1281> I'm so glad I didn't have to! 
02[23:12] <@melannen> hated most of it
[23:12] <@sath> melannen that is creepy
02[23:12] <@melannen> didn't understand large swaths of it.
06[23:12] * @voksen drinks
[23:12] <@Morgan> I hated it when I reread it as not a small child
02[23:12] <@melannen> sath, i know
[23:12] <~carmarthen> we watched the movie in hs and mostly I think young ian mckellen was kinda hot
02[23:12] <@melannen> ...ian mckellen was young??
[23:12] <~carmarthen> the scarlet pimpernel movie I mean
[23:12] <~carmarthen> not lord of the flies
[23:12] <~carmarthen> BRIEFLY YES
[23:12] <@brostoevsky> I like golding not flies though
[23:12] <~carmarthen> melannen!
[23:13] <@Sarah1281> But I have read I have read Ralph/Jack slash, though. 
02[23:13] <@melannen> Robinson Crusoe!
[23:13] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[23:13] <~carmarthen> woah, half my cider is gone
06[23:13] * @sath drinks twice
06[23:13] * @tenlittlebullets drinks the shameful double drink of abridged adaptations
02[23:13] <@melannen> I would read Ralph/Jack slash!
[23:13] <~carmarthen> I…think so?
[23:13] <@Morgan> drink
06[23:13] * @Stripy drinks
[23:13] <@Genarti> 10Nope!  Swiss Family Robinson yes, but... oh, wait, I think I have read an abridged adaptation
[23:13] <~carmarthen> pretty sure I read it in my survivalism phase
[23:13] <@Morgan> oh no shameful double drink 
06[23:13] * @Cinaed drinks
06[23:13] * @Genarti drinks twice shamefacedly, then
[23:13] <@Morgan> whoops
06[23:13] * @voksen drinks
[23:13] <@Morgan> Hamlet
[23:14] <~carmarthen> I loved swiss family robinson but I think now I would hate it
06[23:14] * @brostoevsky drinks
[23:14] <@Genarti> 10car, in my survivalism phase I just read My Side Of The Mountain a billion times
06[23:14] * @brostoevsky drinks again
[23:14] <@tenlittlebullets> did we already do hamlet?
[23:14] <~carmarthen> we did hamlet before you showed up :(
[23:14] <~carmarthen> it was like #2
[23:14] <@Genarti> 10We did that earlier!  That was my first one, and basically all of chat drank.
06[23:14] * @brostoevsky undrinks
02[23:14] <@melannen> ...okay I probably have read things that are technically distant adaptations of crusoe, but nothing that kept the char names
06[23:14] * @tenlittlebullets drinks again just for funsies
[23:14] <@voksen> my side of the mountain is MY FAVORITE THING
02[23:14] * @melannen drinks again
02[23:14] <@melannen> also my side of the Mountain is THE BEST
06[23:14] * ~carmarthen drinks just because
06[23:14] * @Genarti joins Morgan in the shame corner
[23:14] <@Morgan> now I have to think, damn it
02[23:14] <@melannen> I still want to go live like that
[23:14] <@Morgan> yes I like my side of the mountain
[23:14] <@brostoevsky> guys it is bro bedtime
[23:14] <@Sarah1281> I feel like it happened again. 
[23:14] <@Genarti> 10I LOVE THAT BOOK SO MUCH me toooo, even though I know it's totally impractical
02[23:14] <@melannen> I even have forgotten ancestral land on the side of a mountain
[23:14] <@tenlittlebullets> awwww night!
[23:14] <~carmarthen> goodngiht <33333
02[23:14] <@melannen> awww night!
[23:14] <@Morgan> goodnight bro
[23:14] <@Genarti> 10but it is so much my id
[23:14] <@sath> night bro
[23:14] <@Genarti> 10Night, Bro!
[23:14] <@brostoevsky> we must do this again it was ... ludicrous
[23:14] <@Cinaed> night bro!
[23:15] <@Stripy> night bro!
10[23:15] * @brostoevsky (Mibbit@FDF-D74E4917.nyc.biz.rr.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
02[23:15] <@melannen> somebody who hasn't read my side of the mountain should name it now...
[23:15] <~carmarthen> I can't remember if I read it
[23:15] <@Sarah1281> I knew it! 
[23:15] <@Genarti> 10Morgan, you could pick a different Shakespeare?
[23:15] <~carmarthen> we've done hamlet and macbeth
[23:15] <@Stripy> I'll take it for my go melannen ha
[23:15] <@Morgan> that's my principle shame because I have read most of his other major plays
[23:15] <~carmarthen> OH I TOTALLY READ IT
[23:15] <@Stripy> never even heard of it
[23:16] <~carmarthen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Side_of_the_Mountain
[23:16] <@tenlittlebullets> i honestly don't remember if i've read it
[23:16] <~carmarthen> IT IS RIDICULOUS AND I LOVED IT
[23:16] <~carmarthen> BEST SURVIVAL PORN
[23:16] <@Genarti> 10YEP
[23:16] <@Genarti> 10that and Hatchet, man
02[23:16] <@melannen> YES
[23:16] <@Morgan> oh yes hatchet too
02[23:16] <@melannen> my sister and I had fights over if tha was better than hatchet
02[23:16] <@melannen> (which is why I still haven't read hatchet.)
[23:16] <@tenlittlebullets> oh i read hatchet
[23:16] <@voksen> it was definitely better than hatchet
[23:16] <@voksen> because HE HAD A FALCON
[23:16] <@voksen> and he LIVED IN A TREE
[23:16] <@Genarti> 10Hatchet has the crucial difference of the kid not in fact voluntarily signing up for this
02[23:16] <@melannen> although to be honest an embarassing amount of my survival porn phase was re-reading Baby Island until the book fell apart
[23:16] <~carmarthen> it is so fucking ridiculous
[23:16] <@Genarti> 10also what voksen said
[23:17] <@Morgan> shit um the aeneid?
[23:17] <~carmarthen> nope
02[23:17] <@melannen> nope!
[23:17] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[23:17] <@Sarah1281> !
[23:17] <@sath> ....no
[23:17] <@Cinaed> nope
06[23:17] * @Stripy drinks
[23:17] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[23:17] <@voksen> double drink of noped out halfway
[23:17] <@tenlittlebullets> it's near the top of my list
[23:18] <@tenlittlebullets> since my shiny new Robert Fagles boxset came in the mail recently
[23:18] <@Genarti> 10I have read scattered bits in Latin?
[23:18] <@Genarti> 10But never the whole thing.
02[23:18] <@melannen> I have read summaries but I suspect that's difficult to avoid at this point
06[23:18] * @Genarti drinks twice, I guess
[23:18] <~carmarthen> hmm, I think in latin mitigates
[23:18] <@tenlittlebullets> aw, shit, if scattered bits in Latin count then I have to drink
02[23:18] * @melannen drinks just in case
[23:18] <~carmarthen> haha
06[23:18] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
[23:18] <@Morgan> it's high up my list because my gf keeps stanning it at me
[23:18] <~carmarthen> is anyone gonna name the bible
02[23:18] <@melannen> ...I've read most of it
[23:18] <@sath> has anyone actually read all of it
[23:18] <@Genarti> 10Ha!  Has anyone here never read any of it?
[23:18] <~carmarthen> I think I did as a kind
[23:18] <@Morgan> but since she won't respond to my les mis stanning I have not yet responded to her aeneid stanning
[23:18] <@Sarah1281> I have. 
[23:18] <@sath> i have only read the new testament
[23:18] <~carmarthen> *kid
[23:18] <@Cinaed> I have read parts of it
02[23:18] <@melannen> I may have read all of it, Sath?
[23:18] <@Stripy> I've read all the bible
[23:18] <~carmarthen> I read compulsively in hotel rooms
02[23:18] <@melannen> not in order, though.
[23:19] <@sath> hahahaha
[23:19] <@Cinaed> Song of Songs, the psalms ones
[23:19] <@Stripy> snap carmarthen
[23:19] <~carmarthen> gideon bibles ftw
[23:19] <@tenlittlebullets> i've read large parts of it and, again, kiddo adapted version
[23:19] <@Morgan> I have read all of a children's version and about half of the kjv
[23:19] <@Sarah1281> That's how I learned what intercourse meant. 
[23:19] <@sath> tbh i really liked the new testament
[23:19] <@Stripy> only book in there
02[23:19] <@melannen> ...oh I've probably skipped lots of the prophecy bits.
[23:19] <@tenlittlebullets> actually a fairly good one
[23:19] <@sath> paul of tarsus ftw
[23:19] <@Genarti> 10I've read most of it, but not all.  There was a time as a kid when I was determined to read it start to finish AS BOOKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE READ
[23:19] <@Genarti> 10but I kept getting bogged down in begats
02[23:19] <@melannen> Ecclestiastes is legit some of my favorite poetry, though
[23:19] <~carmarthen> sarah's turn
[23:19] <@Sarah1281> Lord of the Rings. 
06[23:19] * @Stripy drinks
02[23:19] * @melannen turns into Grantaire
06[23:19] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
06[23:19] * @sath drinks
06[23:19] * ~carmarthen drinks
06[23:19] * @Cinaed drinks
[23:19] <~carmarthen> OH I REMEMBER MY OTHER ONE
02[23:19] <@melannen> ...and drinks a lot
06[23:19] * @Morgan drinks about a hundred times and joins mel as grantaire
06[23:19] * @voksen drowns in gigantic vat
[23:19] <@sath> yeah seriously melannen
06[23:19] * @sath joins voksen
[23:19] <@sath> congrats 3 people now dead
[23:19] <@tenlittlebullets> one vat of Heidelberg coming right up
[23:19] <@sath> 4
06[23:19] * @Genarti chugs the keg and falls into the Grantaire corner
[23:20] <@sath> 5!
02[23:20] <@melannen> (I actually meant the ecclesiastes but also the drinking for LotR yes)
[23:20] <@Genarti> 10four
[23:20] <~carmarthen> lord of the rings is one of the few books I have read more than once but cannot decide if I like
[23:20] <@sath> what a bunch of nerds
[23:20] <@Sarah1281> Was that everybody? 
[23:20] <@sath> think so
[23:20] <@sath> animal farm
[23:20] <@Sarah1281> Drinks. 
02[23:20] * @melannen drinks
06[23:20] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
06[23:20] * @Stripy drinks
06[23:20] * @Morgan drinks
06[23:20] * ~carmarthen drinks with anger and hatred
06[23:20] * @voksen drinks
02[23:20] <@melannen> read at math camp
[23:20] <@sath> hehehehehe
[23:20] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
06[23:20] * @Cinaed drinks grumpily
[23:20] <@sath> i've read a lot of orwell but not that
[23:20] <@Stripy> Midnight's Children
[23:20] <@Morgan> brb
[23:20] <@Cinaed> read for "fun"
[23:20] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[23:20] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:20] <@Sarah1281> I realized when I had to reread that recently that one of my favorite characters was the one that everyone hates for being stupid. 
[23:20] <@sath> nope
[23:20] <@Morgan> oh drink
[23:20] <@Cinaed> nope
[23:20] <@voksen> nope
[23:20] <@Sarah1281> But she didn't have to live at the worst farm ever, now did she? 
[23:21] <@Sarah1281> Haven't read that. 
02[23:21] <@melannen> ...can I say 'Silmarillion' on my turn if I've read the Ardalambion?
[23:21] <~carmarthen> idk
06[23:21] * ~carmarthen cannot remember if she finished the sil
02[23:21] <@melannen> ...I mean not ardalambion. uh
06[23:21] * @tenlittlebullets did finish the silmarillion and retained none of it
[23:21] <@Genarti> 10Nope, to Midnight's Children
06[23:21] * @Genarti has read the Silmarillion and written fanfic about it
[23:21] <~carmarthen> marianne, your turn?
02[23:21] <@melannen> valaquenta, I've read the valaquenta
[23:21] <@sath> stripy reads too much
[23:21] <@tenlittlebullets> (except incest)
02[23:21] <@melannen> not the silmarillion
[23:22] <~carmarthen> no queue-jumping, mel
[23:22] <@tenlittlebullets> Northanger Abbey
[23:22] <~carmarthen> nope
06[23:22] * @Stripy drinks
06[23:22] * @Cinaed drinks
[23:22] <@Sarah1281> Not it. 
[23:22] <@sath> nope
[23:22] <@voksen> nope
02[23:22] <@melannen> started, didn't finish.
[23:22] <@Stripy> oi sath, I just have an excellent memory for books and for nothing else.
[23:22] <@tenlittlebullets> that's the one i pretended i'd read so i could write a paper on it, heh
[23:22] <@Genarti> 10oh good god, the Valaquenta is where I bogged down the first two times I tried to read the silmarillion.
02[23:22] <@melannen> (I'm not queue jumping, just checking!)
[23:22] <@Genarti> 10Nope, no Northanger Abbey.
[23:22] <~carmarthen> (it's cheating to poll before you use it!)
02[23:22] * @melannen drinks as punishment
[23:22] <@tenlittlebullets> the really sad thing is
[23:23] <@Morgan> no to northanger abbey
[23:23] <@tenlittlebullets> that it wasn't even on the curriculum
[23:23] <~carmarthen> oh man, tonight I actually have to go to bed at a reasonable hour and go be social tmrw morning >.<
[23:23] <~carmarthen> HAHA NOW I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA ASK
[23:23] <~carmarthen> voksen
[23:23] <@tenlittlebullets> i specifically asked to write about any other fucking austen so I wouldn't have to write about pride and prejudice
[23:23] <@Morgan> did I miss the silmarillion?
[23:23] <~carmarthen> no, it has not officially been asked
[23:23] <@voksen> uhh um uh
[23:23] <@Stripy> nah it wasn't asked
[23:23] <@voksen> dr jekyll and mr hyde
[23:23] <~carmarthen> I can't remember, two drinks
02[23:23] <@melannen> no I was just rule-lawyering about what counts as a book
06[23:23] * @Morgan drinks
06[23:23] * @Stripy drinks
[23:23] <@Cinaed> nope! on my list to read
06[23:24] * @tenlittlebullets does the headscratch of can't remember
02[23:24] <@melannen> ...I'm pretty sure I've seen a very old movie version at some point
[23:24] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[23:24] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
02[23:24] * @melannen drinks just in case
[23:24] <@Sarah1281> Wait, I did cheat and read the ending. 
[23:24] <@sath> nope
[23:24] <~carmarthen> actually, probably four for not remembering + musical
[23:24] <@tenlittlebullets> i mean, definitely an adaptation, but idk if i've read the original
[23:24] <~carmarthen> it's a novella
[23:25] <@Genarti> 10...oh wait, I did start it once
[23:25] <~carmarthen> ok
[23:25] <@Genarti> 10two drinks, then
02[23:25] <@melannen> ..I think I may have even read a comic-book versioin
[23:25] <~carmarthen> oh crap, noooo I can't ask the one I was gonna ask because I have read it
[23:25] <~carmarthen> uh um
[23:25] <@tenlittlebullets> what was it?
[23:25] <~carmarthen> angela's ashes, for stripy
06[23:25] * ~carmarthen thinks
[23:25] <@Stripy> eugh eugh eugh
[23:25] <~carmarthen> :D
[23:25] <@sath> urrrgghhh
[23:25] <~carmarthen> ummmm
[23:25] <@Stripy> I've read it, but it was a hate read
[23:25] <~carmarthen> the english patient
[23:26] <@Cinaed> nope
[23:26] <@sath> nope
[23:26] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[23:26] <@Morgan> nope
02[23:26] <@melannen> nope
[23:26] <@Sarah1281> The name makes me hate it. 
[23:26] <@Stripy> one of the only books I've genuinely wanted to throw into the rubbish
[23:26] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[23:26] <~carmarthen> (I don't actually remember it, but I think I was forced to watch the movie)
[23:26] <@Stripy> nope
[23:26] <~carmarthen> ooooooh did I stump everyone?
[23:26] <@Stripy> looks like it!
02[23:26] <@melannen> I think so!
06[23:26] * @voksen drinks
02[23:26] <@melannen> ...oh
[23:26] <@voksen> sorry, I had an ondaatje phase
[23:26] <~carmarthen> alas
[23:26] <@Sarah1281> Does she die or why is it called that? Wikipedia won't tell me. 
[23:26] <~carmarthen> hahaha
[23:26] <@Genarti> 10nope
[23:27] <~carmarthen> cinaed
[23:27] <@Cinaed> lol
[23:27] <@voksen> I like his poetry better tbh
[23:27] <@Cinaed> oh right, bro's gone
[23:27] <@Cinaed> uh
[23:27] <@Cinaed> The Outsiders
[23:27] <@sath> nope
06[23:27] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
[23:27] <@Stripy> nope
[23:27] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
[23:27] <~carmarthen> nope
02[23:27] * @melannen drinks sulkily
[23:27] <@voksen> nope
06[23:27] * @Genarti drinks
[23:27] <@Genarti> 107th grade English class.
[23:28] <@Morgan> i don't think so
02[23:28] <@melannen> outsiders has way more of a fandom than you'de expect
[23:28] <@Cinaed> I figured most would get it for class
[23:28] <@Genarti> 10I don't remember a thing except that the guy was named Ponyboy and it all ended horribly for everyone.
[23:28] <@tenlittlebullets> stay golden, 7th grade english classs, stay golden
02[23:28] <@melannen> apparetly all the 7th graders now immediately start slashing it on ffnet
[23:28] <@Cinaed> hee
[23:28] <@Sarah1281> Gateway Slash. 
[23:28] <@Morgan> my year 7 book was skellig
02[23:28] <@melannen> the author had to post that ponyboy mpreg is ooc because her characters are smart enough for condoms.
02[23:28] <@melannen> ...where did I see that? hmm
[23:28] <@Cinaed> My gateway slash for classic lit was A Separate Peace
[23:29] <@Genarti> 10Hee, melannen!
[23:29] <@voksen> mine was paradise lost
[23:29] <@tenlittlebullets> i hated A Separate Peace
[23:29] <@Cinaed> So did I
[23:29] <@Cinaed> I wanted a fix-it
[23:29] <@Genarti> 10So did I
[23:29] <@Genarti> 10although I don't remember it all that well
[23:29] <@sath> i think mine was the sound and the fury
02[23:29] <@melannen> ah here: http://lthilien.tumblr.com/post/42547874508
[23:29] <@tenlittlebullets> no i mean i just thought it was dead boring
02[23:29] <@melannen> sometimes twitter jsutifies its existence
[23:29] <@Stripy> good taste voksen
02[23:29] * @melannen is much more fond of that book after seeing those tweets
[23:29] <~carmarthen> genarti
[23:30] <@voksen> that's amazing mel
[23:30] <@Morgan> my classic slash gateway was romeo and juliet whoops
[23:30] <@Cinaed> lol
[23:30] <~carmarthen> A+ morgan
[23:30] <@Genarti> 10Gulliver's Travels
[23:30] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
06[23:30] * @sath drinks SO ANGRILY
06[23:30] * @Cinaed drinks
06[23:30] * @Morgan drinks
[23:30] <~carmarthen> I can't remember
06[23:30] * ~carmarthen drinks twice
[23:30] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
06[23:30] * @voksen drinks
[23:30] <@Cinaed> I had to for my Englsih degree, ugh
02[23:30] <@melannen> I can't remember if I finished it or just started it
02[23:30] <@melannen> that was in my survival porn phase
[23:30] <@Sarah1281> But I had to watch the movie and that's worse. Though at least it wasn't the new one. 
02[23:30] <@melannen> not nearly enough survival porn for a shipwreck book
[23:30] <@Genarti> 10Is it worth reading for survival porn?  --Ah.
[23:30] <@Genarti> 10Pity.
02[23:31] <@melannen> no, he's always washing up on islands that have civilizations on them
02[23:31] <@melannen> pointless.
[23:31] <@tenlittlebullets> i think i'm out after this round
06[23:31] * @Stripy drinks
[23:31] <@tenlittlebullets> i did vaguely intend to poke at fic tonight
[23:31] <@Genarti> 10If I'm smart, I'll do the same, Marianne
[23:31] <@Stripy> it's half 5 here, so i may need to toddle off at some point
[23:32] <@sath> YEAH SAME
[23:32] <@Genarti> 10I haven't decided yet if I'm smart
[23:32] <@sath> sry caps
[23:32] <@Cinaed> my stomach is too full of juice at this point, lol
[23:32] <@Genarti> 10but it's 12:30, so I probably ought to be
[23:32] <@sath> i'm soused 
[23:32] <@tenlittlebullets> mel's turn i think?
[23:32] <@sath> so maybe grantaire will finally bugger enjolras you never know i'm mostly filling nisie's IM window with soppiness
02[23:32] <@melannen> ...i'm two-thirds of the way done with my half-shot?
02[23:32] <@melannen> umm.
02[23:32] <@melannen> Slaughterhouse-five?
[23:32] <~carmarthen> I'm almost done with my drink
[23:32] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:32] <@tenlittlebullets> i formally put in my vote of approval for grantaire buggering enjolras
06[23:32] * @Genarti drinks
06[23:32] * @sath drinks
[23:32] <@sath> ONE OF MY FAVES
06[23:32] * @tenlittlebullets drinks angrily
06[23:32] * @Stripy drinks
[23:32] <@Morgan> i'm at work, not actually drinking, and it's just after lunch, so I am here for a while
06[23:33] * @Morgan drinks
[23:33] <@Sarah1281> I checked it out and never returned it or opened it. 
[23:33] <@Stripy> same sath
[23:33] <@Sarah1281> It might still be in my brother's room. 
06[23:33] * @Cinaed drinks happily
[23:33] <@Genarti> 10Schoool, and I'm not sure if I'd like it now or not
[23:33] <@Cinaed> Love Vonnegut
[23:33] <@Morgan> i also wish to register my approval for buggery, sath
02[23:33] <@melannen> should probably read it someday, but I read the mandated Vonnegut Short Stories in school and was insufficiently impressed
[23:33] <@sath> i want to deliver everyone the buggery they hope for
[23:33] <@Sarah1281> I like Vonnegut except for the short story "Welcome to the Monkey House." 
02[23:33] <@melannen> (probably because Mandated Short Stories aren't him at his best...)
[23:33] <@tenlittlebullets> hated it for school, might change my opinion if i ever get around to rereading it on my own time
[23:34] <@Sarah1281> That had so very, very many Unfortunate Implications. 
[23:34] <@Sarah1281> In fact, they weren't even implications so much as text. 
[23:34] <@Genarti> 10I did at the time, although I think that was partly just because I was kindly disposed any time we read anything sff-ish for school
[23:34] <@Genarti> 10which was basically that and Brave New World, IIRC
02[23:34] <@melannen> I wanted to be kindly disposed to school-ish SFF but then 1984 and NOPE
[23:34] <@Genarti> 10Oh, and The Martian Chronicles but I've forgotten everything about that except some disconnected images.
[23:34] <@tenlittlebullets> awww i liked 1984
[23:35] <@Cinaed> ugh, 1984 :(
[23:35] <@Morgan> I liked 1984
[23:35] <@sath> 1984!!! so good
02[23:35] <@melannen> especially after we had to stop reading I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings because parents <s>were racist</s> complained about the rape scene
[23:35] <@Sarah1281> Ah, 1984, when it forgot it was a novel halfway through and remembered abruptly after a 50-page rant on politics. 
02[23:35] <@melannen> and then went write to 1984
02[23:35] <@melannen> ahahahah no
[23:35] <@Genarti> 10Never read 1984.
[23:35] <@Sarah1281> 1984 was my first classic story fanfic. 
[23:35] <@Sarah1281> I should probably take it down...
[23:35] <@voksen> whoops I had to step out what did I miss
02[23:35] <@melannen> I liked it except the rapeyness
[23:35] <@tenlittlebullets> divided opinions on vonnegut and orwell
02[23:36] <@melannen> particularly the MC's not realizing that rapeyness != true love
[23:36] <@Sarah1281> Melannen, just like Welcome to the Monkey House. 
02[23:36] <@melannen> yeppers
[23:36] <@tenlittlebullets> *squints* morgan's turn?
[23:36] <@Sarah1281> "I never listen to a woman who hasn't had sex." 
02[23:37] <@melannen> and because of the Maya Angelou fiasco, we couldn't even discuss the sex-related stuff in class
[23:37] <@Genarti> 10ughhhhh
02[23:37] <@melannen> so probably half the boys came out of it going 'heehee sexy'
02[23:37] <@melannen> ugh
[23:37] <@Sarah1281> "I'm sorry that I raped you. Not because I raped you but because I'm not hot enough for you. Or tall enough. But don't worry, now that you know how much fun sex is since I raped you I'm sure you can go on to have lots of healthy and fulfilling sex in the future!" 
[23:37] <@sath> does anyone else have a tumblr being super buggy rn
[23:37] <@voksen> yeah tumblr shit itself about ten minutes ago for me
02[23:37] <@melannen> ...dunno, have just been in IRC
[23:38] <@Genarti> 10same as melannen
[23:38] <@Cinaed> well, mine's claiming that no one on my dash had reblogged or posted in the last....half hour since I checked
[23:38] <@Cinaed> which seems highly doubtful
02[23:38] <@melannen> my dash hasn't update since your post about gros though, sath
[23:38] <@Stripy> same
[23:38] <@tenlittlebullets> i haven't noticed any bugginess
[23:38] <@Sarah1281> Most of the people I follow are in here so it wouldn't surprise me if no one literally did. 
02[23:38] <@melannen> not that 'sath's post about gros' narrows it down much
[23:38] <@Cinaed> lol
[23:38] <@sath> hahaha nope
[23:38] <@Morgan> sorry, I had to go and fight with the photocopier, is it my turn?
[23:39] <@Sarah1281> Yes. 
02[23:39] <@melannen> I think so?
[23:39] <~carmarthen> apparently tumblr is down
[23:39] <~carmarthen> so says otherchat
[23:39] <@Cinaed> ooh, okay
[23:39] <@Morgan> that would explain why I couldn't answer the sath ask
[23:39] <~carmarthen> did we actually have a book after slaughterhouse?
02[23:39] <@melannen> nope, I think it's still morgan's turn
[23:39] <@tenlittlebullets> okay yeah last post on my dash is from 11:30 or so
[23:39] <@Sarah1281> I wish tumblr told you when something was posted. 
[23:40] <@Morgan> (it included me coming out as panda anon btw if I forget to put that in the actual answer)
[23:40] <@Sarah1281> It would make playing catch-up so much easier. 
[23:40] <@Morgan> um
[23:40] <@sath> morgan that is WONDERFUL
[23:40] <@tenlittlebullets> xkit has a timestamp extension
[23:41] <~carmarthen> wow, I may have to sleep early
[23:41] <@Morgan> I am blanking on books again
[23:41] <~carmarthen> but I need to finish my cider
[23:41] <@Cinaed> I've been using this, Morgan, haha
[23:41] <@Cinaed> http://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/classic-literature?page=6
[23:41] <@Stripy> right guys going to have to head to bed, it's almost 6am and I have a meeting with the bank at 11. Wish me luck :)
02[23:41] <@melannen> i've been using this: http://www.librarything.com/tag/classic
[23:41] <@Genarti> 10Morgan, a round or two ago I... did what Cinaed did, it seems
02[23:41] <@melannen> lt vs. gr: FIGHT!
[23:41] <@sath> good luck stripy!
[23:41] <@tenlittlebullets> night!
[23:41] <@Genarti> 10Night, Stripey!
03[23:41] * Stripy is now known as Stripy|zzz
[23:41] <@Cinaed> night!
02[23:41] <@melannen> night!
[23:42] <~carmarthen> gnight and good luck, stripy
[23:42] <@tenlittlebullets> hahaha i haven't been using any of those
10[23:42] * @Stripy|zzz (Makioka@9FE1F7F9.E9D8BF3A.7AD8770B.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[23:42] <@Morgan> okay first thing i haven't read on the gr list
02[23:42] <@melannen> ...I did mention awhile back that I was cheating, nobody seemed interested. Z:p
[23:42] <@Sarah1281> That's what I did last night. I got maybe five hours of sleep and probably less. 
[23:42] <@Morgan> lady chatterley's lover
[23:42] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:42] <@Sarah1281> If I didn't have a meeting...
02[23:42] <@melannen> ...started it
[23:42] <@Cinaed> nope
[23:42] <@Genarti> 10Nope.
[23:42] <@voksen> nope
02[23:42] <@melannen> backstage at a play
[23:42] <@sath> nope but i love dhl
[23:42] <@Sarah1281> Nope. But I did hear it referenced in a song once. :P
02[23:42] <@melannen> where it was a prop book
[23:42] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
02[23:42] <@melannen> ...wow more of these than I thought are 'stole off a random bookshelf when bored, never finished'
[23:43] <~carmarthen> boy I'm badly read
[23:43] <~carmarthen> sarah?
02[23:43] <@melannen> (which btw is also how I first came to Les Mis...)
[23:43] <@Sarah1281> Hounds of Baskerville. 
06[23:44] * @tenlittlebullets drinks
06[23:44] * @Cinaed drinks
06[23:44] * ~carmarthen drinks
06[23:44] * @Morgan drinks
[23:44] <@Genarti> 10...Oh man, have I?  *trying to remember*
[23:44] <@Genarti> 10I think no.  It's one of the few Holmes things I haven't.
[23:44] <~carmarthen> I've read all the holmes
02[23:44] * @melannen drinks all the drinks
[23:44] <~carmarthen> repeatedly
[23:44] <@Cinaed> Me too, car
[23:44] <@Morgan> me too
06[23:44] * @voksen drinks
[23:44] <~carmarthen> not recently, though
02[23:44] <@melannen> ...have baskerville wolfsister fic still in WIPs file
[23:44] <@Cinaed> Yeah, I haven't in...four years or so. Due for a reread!
[23:44] <~carmarthen> oooo
[23:45] <@sath> urgh no
[23:45] <@Cinaed> :D
[23:45] <@Cinaed> Awesome
02[23:45] <@melannen> don't get your hopes up though.:
[23:45] <@Cinaed> just the idea that it exists in some form or another is still great, mel
02[23:45] <@melannen> after baskerville comes reichenbach!
02[23:46] <@melannen> there's actually a story arc!
02[23:46] <@melannen> whch I will never finish!
[23:46] <@Genarti> 10heeee
[23:46] <~carmarthen> just stop before then
02[23:46] <@melannen> no the reichenbach is the best part+
02[23:46] <@melannen> because Watson sends her after Holmes?
[23:46] <~carmarthen> sathhhhh
02[23:46] <@melannen> and then SHE GOES WITH HOLMES
[23:46] <~carmarthen> oh nooo
02[23:46] <@melannen> and Watson knows he's not dead because she's alive and if she wasn't with holmes she'd come back
[23:46] <@Genarti> 10auuuuugh, melannen
[23:46] <@sath> red badge of courage
[23:46] <@Genarti> 10I mean, gold star
02[23:46] <@melannen> so Holmes has a little bit of Watson with him
[23:47] <@Genarti> 10but -- aha!
[23:47] <@Genarti> 10awww
02[23:47] <@melannen> and nobody suspects he's Holmes!
[23:47] <@voksen> nope
06[23:47] * @tenlittlebullets can't remember, so drinks
[23:47] <~carmarthen> nope
[23:47] <@Genarti> 10No drink.
06[23:47] * @Cinaed drinks
02[23:47] <@melannen> because Holmes doesn't have a wolfsister!
02[23:47] * @melannen drinks, belatedly
[23:47] <@Cinaed> We read that in elementary school
[23:47] <@Sarah1281> Nope. 
03[23:47] * melannen changes topic to 'ist.everyone should check out quotefile 2 for important miseres announcement'
02[23:48] <@melannen> (poly wolfsister souldbond ftw)
03[23:48] * melannen changes topic to 'everyone should check out quotefile 2 for important miseres announcement'
[23:48] <~carmarthen> whoops I need to finalize exchange announcement
[23:48] <~carmarthen> but not tonight
[23:48] <@tenlittlebullets> aw shit is it my turn
[23:48] <@tenlittlebullets> um
02[23:48] <@melannen> I can't remember if I read that for class or just because it was short and I liked his poetry...
[23:48] <@tenlittlebullets> A Christmas Carol
06[23:48] * @sath drinks
06[23:48] * @voksen drinks
02[23:48] * @melannen sighs and drinks
06[23:49] * @Genarti drinks the shameful two drinks of abridged version
06[23:49] * @Cinaed drinks and then thinks of all the versions I have watched recently and ponders drinking again
[23:49] <@Sarah1281> Drinks. 
[23:49] <@Morgan> drinks
[23:49] <~carmarthen> nope
02[23:49] <@melannen> ...is there a bonus penalty for 'only read it to write slash for it'?
[23:49] <~carmarthen> no
[23:49] <@Cinaed> haha
[23:49] <@Genarti> 10(You guys have me really wanting to play this game irl with actual drinks sometime.)
[23:49] <@tenlittlebullets> that's not a penalty
02[23:49] <@melannen> oh
[23:49] <~carmarthen> (yessss that would be fun)
02[23:49] <@melannen> yesss!
02[23:49] <@melannen> that should happen
02[23:49] <@melannen> miseres irl
[23:49] <@Morgan> yess
02[23:49] <@melannen> drinking
[23:49] <@Genarti> 10I think that gets you a gold star.
02[23:49] <@melannen> literature
[23:50] <@Genarti> 10yesssss I would be so for it
[23:50] <~carmarthen> (need the right group)
[23:50] <@tenlittlebullets> more drinking
[23:50] <@sath> ummm i think my tumblr is fucked random things are posting
[23:50] <~carmarthen> voksssssen
02[23:50] <@melannen> yeah, that was one of the symptoms coming up on twitter search for 'tumblr down' sath
[23:50] <~carmarthen> I think all the tumblr is fucked
[23:50] <@voksen> casino royale
[23:50] <@tenlittlebullets> nope
[23:50] <@Morgan> nooe
[23:50] <@Cinaed> nope
02[23:50] <@melannen> ...uh
02[23:50] <@melannen> I forget
02[23:50] <@melannen> I tried to read a Bond book
[23:50] <@Sarah1281> No. 
02[23:51] <@melannen> but then he, like, rescued this chick
[23:51] <@Genarti> 10Nope.  The movie, yes.
[23:51] <~carmarthen> ugh  can't remember which flemings I read
02[23:51] <@melannen> and took her to a safehouse where she didn't know where she was, couldn't leave, and was dependent on him
[23:51] <~carmarthen> two drinks
[23:51] <~carmarthen> fleming is gross
02[23:51] <@melannen> and then dubconned her into tons of sex
[23:51] <@sath> nope
02[23:51] <@melannen> is that casino royale?
[23:51] <@Cinaed> ick
[23:51] <@Genarti> 10ughhhh
02[23:51] <@melannen> that was all like chapter one, then I quit
[23:51] <~carmarthen> fleming is basically all about dubcon and 'her tears gave it the sweet tang of rape
[23:51] <~carmarthen> '
[23:51] <~carmarthen> or whatever
[23:51] <@tenlittlebullets> ewww
[23:51] <@Sarah1281> From lesbianism, melannen? 
[23:51] <@Genarti> 10UGH
[23:52] <~carmarthen> gdi chrome crashed and I think I lost my ongoing lit list >.<
[23:52] <@Genarti> 10right, okay, never reading Fleming then, ew.
06[23:52] * ~carmarthen weeps bitter tears
02[23:52] <@melannen> ....no, iirc there was actual, if poorly-explained, danger involved, Sarah
[23:52] <@Cinaed> okay, bedtime for me
[23:52] <@sath> night
[23:52] <@Genarti> 10*winces at clock*
[23:52] <@voksen> yeah I'm gonna sleep too
[23:52] <@tenlittlebullets> night!
[23:52] <@Genarti> 10I should sleep too.
[23:52] <@voksen> night guys
[23:52] <@Cinaed> My stomach is making actual angry noises at how much juice I've had, haha
[23:52] <@sath> i am out of game too 
[23:52] <@sath> yeah
[23:52] <@tenlittlebullets> i'm gonna try to write fic
02[23:52] <@melannen> ...I was hoping the books would be less rapey than the movies
[23:52] <@sath> night all gonna try to write buggery
02[23:52] <@melannen> but nope.
[23:52] <~carmarthen> ah well, no one cares about my list anyway
02[23:52] <@melannen> night!
[23:52] <@Cinaed> Night!
[23:52] <@Genarti> 10Night, all!
[23:52] <@tenlittlebullets> yay buggery!
[23:52] <~carmarthen> the books are way more rapey
10[23:52] * @sath (Mibbit@FDF-44479B22.woh.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
02[23:53] <@melannen> yes, I figured that out pretty quick, carmarthen.
[23:53] <@Cinaed> I haven't...seen the movies either, lol
[23:53] <~carmarthen> I'm going to finish my booze and maybe attempt translation. or pass out
10[23:53] * @Genarti (Genarti@FDF-63564B7B.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ~ Trillian - www.trillian.im ~)
02[23:53] * @melannen stares at remaining bit of booze
02[23:53] <@melannen> I got halfway through one of the movies and noped out
02[23:53] <@melannen> (coincidentally the bit where he dubcons her and the she falls in love wow)
[23:53] <@tenlittlebullets> drink the booze
[23:53] <@Morgan> i watched one at my university interviews
[23:53] <@tenlittlebullets> listen
[23:53] <@tenlittlebullets> listen
[23:53] <@tenlittlebullets> it's calling to you
02[23:53] <@melannen> I understand the new ones are better though.
02[23:53] <@melannen> ...are we done with game?
[23:54] <@tenlittlebullets> i think so
[23:54] <@Morgan> and then we went out drinking and got kicked out of the eagle and child for being underage
[23:54] <~carmarthen> fuck, I was supposed to beta
[23:54] <~carmarthen> whoops
02[23:54] <@melannen> right
[23:54] <~carmarthen> I think I am drinked out
03[23:54] * melannen changes topic to 'gseveryone should check out quotefile 2 for important miseres announcement'
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[23:54] <@tenlittlebullets> i feel like i should apologize for mentioning this game
02[23:54] * @melannen chugs remaining 1/8 shot
[23:54] <@tenlittlebullets> considering the devastation it has caused, haha
02[23:54] <@melannen> and fixed topic again, I really need to stop accidenatlly hitting that button while typing
03[23:54] * melannen changes topic to 'everyone should check out quotefile 2 for important miseres announcement'
[23:54] <~carmarthen> noooo best game
02[23:55] <@melannen> it broke twitter!
[23:55] <@tenlittlebullets> and tumblr
02[23:55] <@melannen> ...I mean tumblr
02[23:55] <@melannen> twitter is just full of people complaining abot tumblr
[23:55] <~carmarthen> social drinking is actually good for my mental state :-P
[23:56] <~carmarthen> it never occurred to me that it worked online
02[23:56] <@melannen> ...wow I'm suddenly getting lots of dash posts from people I've never heard of, yeah.
02[23:56] <@melannen> Yeah, carmarthen, I can't decides if this counts as healthy social drinking or sad alone drinking
02[23:56] <@melannen> let's go for the first one?
[23:56] <@tenlittlebullets> healthy social drinking, def
[23:56] <@Sarah1281> I'm a little concerned my presumably non-alcoholic orange juice tasted suspiciously like orange juice and vodka. 
[23:56] <~carmarthen> I'm going with the first one
[23:56] <~carmarthen> because I don't feel sad
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02[23:57] <@melannen> ...good thing I finished my drink, cat just passively-aggresively knocked it over to inform me of bedtime
[23:57] <~carmarthen> but do feel ready to sleep at a normal hour
[23:57] <~carmarthen> haha
[23:57] <~carmarthen> my cat is staring at invisible things again
[23:57] <@tenlittlebullets> i should go down and eat actual food, since pasta was like six hours ago
[23:58] <@tenlittlebullets> night all
[23:58] <~carmarthen> …wow weird
[23:58] <~carmarthen> gnight
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02[23:58] <@melannen> night!
[23:58] <~carmarthen> who ARE all these people?
02[23:58] <@melannen> I should probably cave to cat-blackmail and see if that drink was enough to get me asleep at a reasonable hour
[23:59] <@Morgan> gnight
[23:59] <~carmarthen> new plan, read random fic and pass out
[23:59] <~carmarthen> bye
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Session Time: Wed Aug 21 00:00:00 2013
[00:00] <@Sarah1281> I"m leaving, too. 
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02[00:00] <@melannen> right. night, then!
Session Close: Wed Aug 21 00:00:27 2013